Maxident

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[Did I stay up past midnight on a school night just so I could post this and have it count as today's post? Not on purpose but that's what happened. I regret nothing.]

Okay, so the title of the trailer/upcoming album is accurate in that MAXIMUM DAMAGE has been caused, but very, very inaccurate because that was a DELIBERATE ATTACK and no fucking accident.

Did we know this was coming? I'm not like actually keeping up with SKZ social media so when this showed up on YT recs tonight I lost my fucking shit. But then again, so has everyone else so I think they just dropped this on a random Monday. For the lols or smthg.

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First of all: I'm not okay. This is A LOT. Let's summarise.

The visuals. The RENT BOYS WITH ORAL FIXATION VISUALS. Honourable (and by that I mean 'there's no fucking honour here') mentions go to...

• Huynjin, yes, I can see that you have a tongue, now please put it away before I have a FUCKING STROKE. And while you're at it please do the same to your guns, goddamn boy
• Jeongin eating that ice cream is making me want to call child protective services. On myself. I... I know you are like legally adult and everything but I'm not prepared to see you do that with your mouth. Also, is that a fucking fake eyebrow AND labret piercing on him?? WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW, HE A BABY *sobbing emoji*
• Felix: the leather vest, the lollipop like are you shitting me young man, THE FRECKLES I AM GOING FERAL, THE BLINK AND YOU MISS IT TOPLESS SHOT, i'm dead now bye cruel world.
• And yes, I see you Chan with that water bottle and Minho with that ice lolly, I SEE YOU.
• And Changbin with that sleeveless little black number under the leather jacket, flashing them collarbones
• The only ones who are off the hit list are Seungmin and Jisung who look amazing and beautiful as fuck but haven't come for my throat like the others. You two are forgiven, everyone else is on fucking timeout.

Right, after I hyperventilated about the visuals for like 2h I've amassed some other jumbled thoughts

• Filmed in NY looks like
• Going for bad boy concepts
• Scene where Han is holding the umbrella and we hear the storm but don't see it is Very Cool
• ChAoS
• Uhh... heart that is busted and in chains but still smirking away at the end...
• It's a crime scene. Yes, yes it is. A crime was committed here against my fucking sanity

Anyway, idfk, but I have definitely suffered maximum damage and now require some recovery time. Good night. God bless us sinners etc.

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