"he liked looking at his huge baby-makers hanging down, filled with spooge"

[kat_lair]

Something to brighten your morning: stoney321 offers some examples and thoughts on the best/worst in bad!fic. I laughed, I cried, I contemplated lobotomy. I felt hugely validated both as a writer and as a non-native English speaker. It was a beautiful experience.

Do not, I repeat: do not, drink coffee when reading. Other beverages optional, but coffee may be ruined forever. *stares sadly at her cup of Kenyan roast, then tosses it away*

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In other news, trialia is dragging me to Manchester Collectormania this Sunday. Anyone else from my f-list there that would like to meet up?

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Oh, and the Brutal Honesty Meme. I'm here. Smack me with a brick, mah pretties. I like it rough.

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[smokey2307.livejournal.com]

I am putting this here not because it is at all related, but because I can think of nowhere else...

Happy Birthday for tomorrow, I might not have a computer then, because I'm so bogged down. Thus your present will not be complete until Saturday evening, I'm afraid. It'll be worth the wait, I do hope!

xx

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

It's my b'day in... 6 minutes so I can say THANK YOU DARLING! Don't worry about the present, I probably won't have time tomorrow for much of anything (except this huge music post, hopefully) so whatever it is I won't get to it until Saturday anyway...