"he liked looking at his huge baby-makers hanging down, filled with spooge"

[kat_lair]

Something to brighten your morning: stoney321 offers some examples and thoughts on the best/worst in bad!fic. I laughed, I cried, I contemplated lobotomy. I felt hugely validated both as a writer and as a non-native English speaker. It was a beautiful experience.

Do not, I repeat: do not, drink coffee when reading. Other beverages optional, but coffee may be ruined forever. *stares sadly at her cup of Kenyan roast, then tosses it away*

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In other news, trialia is dragging me to Manchester Collectormania this Sunday. Anyone else from my f-list there that would like to meet up?

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Oh, and the Brutal Honesty Meme. I'm here. Smack me with a brick, mah pretties. I like it rough.

Comments

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Yeah, don't worry I'll read it at some point tonight, without coffee.

I do however now feel the urge to go and write badfic. Oh you enabler you ...

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the cartoons *gg*

I'll read your badfic. But only if it has CUNTAL WALLS in it. _{seriously, it's like crack, I cannot stop saying it. cuntal. walls.}

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

But if it has cuntal walls in it doesn't that presuppose it's het? Hmm. Goes off to cogitate on slash badfic (when clearly I should be working *grins*)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

a throbbing meat sword?

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

*snorts*
I like it.
oh, it's gonna be so bad, you do realise that don't you. I may bring it up to Manchester with me next week and make you read it *grins*. I'm not sure I'll dare post it on my LJ.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

a quivering love stick?

bring. it. on.