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Right, I'm back on my bullshit with these horny meme answers.corvidology dropped a bunch of law men into the mix: Qing Ming, James Hathaway and William Bodie. Let's get it.
One Night Stand: William Bodie
Ah Bodie, imminently fuckable but I'm certain I couldn't put up with his period typical misogyny. I feel like we probably slept together that one time for a case. Like we were what was supposed to be a quick in and out covert op, searching the manor house of some obnoxiously rich arms dealer under the guise of being guests at a ball. I was already pissed off about having to wear fucking heels, not helped by almost getting caught and having to do the classic 'oh don't mind us, we're just horny and making out in this secluded corridor' thing, which like... Wasn't unpleasant but he looked so smug about it afterwards it kind of spoiled it. Anyway, long story short, we totally got locked in one of the guest rooms for the night and, well, might as well. Not like there was much else to do.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Qing Ming
It's not that I don't think he's kinky, it's just that we're necessarily compatible in that regard. I'm invoking what I have now dubbed the 'Namjoon Clause'. In other words, would love to see it but it only gets like d/s kinky if be tag team someone. Anyway. I had a demon problem, sent for some help and just like that I suddenly had whole different problem. Mainly, Qing Ming being irresistably charming with his retinue of pretty servants and Bo Ya glowering at me for reasons that are both incredibly amusing and incredibly entertaining. I could stop sleeping with Qing Ming but honestly, I deserve a treat after all those demons, and in the long run I'm hoping the whole thing will provoke Bo Ya into a confession and I want to be there to see it.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: James Hathaway (I feel like a disclaimer is now needed where I express my sadness over how such a lovely character was played by a guy who turned out to be a grade A douchebag)
Well, here is a man with enough issues for an annual subscription, starting with the good old catholic guilt and ending somewhere in his fluid sexuality. And if he chooses to work through them on his knees, begging to be hurt, then it my privilege and pleasure to do that in a way that doesn't push him further into self-flagellation and includes strict orders to get and book himself into some actual therapy. Anyway, I assume we met because I was doing some research and he's the forces default liaison with them academics, and then, after the study was done and published we, uh, kept liaising?
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Right, I'm back on my bullshit with these horny meme answers.
corvidology dropped a bunch of law men into the mix: Qing Ming, James Hathaway and William Bodie. Let's get it. One Night Stand: William Bodie
Ah Bodie, imminently fuckable but I'm certain I couldn't put up with his period typical misogyny. I feel like we probably slept together that one time for a case. Like we were what was supposed to be a quick in and out covert op, searching the manor house of some obnoxiously rich arms dealer under the guise of being guests at a ball. I was already pissed off about having to wear fucking heels, not helped by almost getting caught and having to do the classic 'oh don't mind us, we're just horny and making out in this secluded corridor' thing, which like... Wasn't unpleasant but he looked so smug about it afterwards it kind of spoiled it. Anyway, long story short, we totally got locked in one of the guest rooms for the night and, well, might as well. Not like there was much else to do.
Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Qing Ming
It's not that I don't think he's kinky, it's just that we're necessarily compatible in that regard. I'm invoking what I have now dubbed the 'Namjoon Clause'. In other words, would love to see it but it only gets like d/s kinky if be tag team someone. Anyway. I had a demon problem, sent for some help and just like that I suddenly had whole different problem. Mainly, Qing Ming being irresistably charming with his retinue of pretty servants and Bo Ya glowering at me for reasons that are both incredibly amusing and incredibly entertaining. I could stop sleeping with Qing Ming but honestly, I deserve a treat after all those demons, and in the long run I'm hoping the whole thing will provoke Bo Ya into a confession and I want to be there to see it.
Kinky Fuckbuddy: James Hathaway (I feel like a disclaimer is now needed where I express my sadness over how such a lovely character was played by a guy who turned out to be a grade A douchebag)
Well, here is a man with enough issues for an annual subscription, starting with the good old catholic guilt and ending somewhere in his fluid sexuality. And if he chooses to work through them on his knees, begging to be hurt, then it my privilege and pleasure to do that in a way that doesn't push him further into self-flagellation and includes strict orders to get and book himself into some actual therapy. Anyway, I assume we met because I was doing some research and he's the forces default liaison with them academics, and then, after the study was done and published we, uh, kept liaising?
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