Dot-to-dot, the dark version
Aug. 31st, 2017 09:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kat_lair***
So, you may remember me mentioning that I rather enjoy not only colouring but dot-to-dot. The ones made for adults have hundreds of dots to connect and it is so amazingly meditative and a sure fire way to calm my brain down before I sleep.
Normally, that is.
However, this one magazine I bought revealed pictures that were... somewhat unsettling. So much so that I had to take photos to share... I would like to reassure you that these pictures don't look like they do because I made mistakes. Oh no, I did them perfect. THEY ARE JUST FUCKING BIZARRE.
Well this one is a bit weird for sure but not too bad. Possibly some kind of forest fairy? Praying... under uh, some tree branches?
So yeah, doing this one I was like 'lalala oh okay, it's gonna be a lady, look at these drapes in the dress, these are quite cool... hold on, what's forming down here...' It's a man. A tiny, faceless man. You know, there are whole Fetlife groups dedicated to this kink of giant women trampling tiny men but I sure as fuck wasn't expecting to find an illustration of this here...
Ahhh a giant head! A GIANT HEAD. This is not how you perspective, okay.
Okay, so a marching band guy. Fine. BUT WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE BACKGROUND?? IS IT FOLLOWING HIM? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT CATCHES UP?
AND WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE? What is this eyeless/faceless demon collecting? Carrots? Spiked souls? Corn? WHAT IS IN THE SACK?
IT'S THE FUCKING ANTI-CHRIST IN A NAPPY HUGGING A HELL HOUND! Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
I assume this is the same anti-christ, now grown past the nappy phase but still looking like the evil incarnate.
Is he... Is that a gun? Is he going to shoot his brains out while the eyeless people at the front are yakking away? Will he shoot them? Is he a hunter about to dispose the freaky faceless monsters?
WTF IS THIS THING? It has a box where its face should be. And once more, I am very concerned about the sack. And that giant shovel. Jesus.
So yes. Let this be a lesson to you all. What may seem like a harmless past time may turn out traumatizing.
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So, you may remember me mentioning that I rather enjoy not only colouring but dot-to-dot. The ones made for adults have hundreds of dots to connect and it is so amazingly meditative and a sure fire way to calm my brain down before I sleep.
Normally, that is.
However, this one magazine I bought revealed pictures that were... somewhat unsettling. So much so that I had to take photos to share... I would like to reassure you that these pictures don't look like they do because I made mistakes. Oh no, I did them perfect. THEY ARE JUST FUCKING BIZARRE.
Well this one is a bit weird for sure but not too bad. Possibly some kind of forest fairy? Praying... under uh, some tree branches?
So yeah, doing this one I was like 'lalala oh okay, it's gonna be a lady, look at these drapes in the dress, these are quite cool... hold on, what's forming down here...' It's a man. A tiny, faceless man. You know, there are whole Fetlife groups dedicated to this kink of giant women trampling tiny men but I sure as fuck wasn't expecting to find an illustration of this here...
Ahhh a giant head! A GIANT HEAD. This is not how you perspective, okay.
Okay, so a marching band guy. Fine. BUT WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE BACKGROUND?? IS IT FOLLOWING HIM? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT CATCHES UP?
AND WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE? What is this eyeless/faceless demon collecting? Carrots? Spiked souls? Corn? WHAT IS IN THE SACK?
IT'S THE FUCKING ANTI-CHRIST IN A NAPPY HUGGING A HELL HOUND! Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
I assume this is the same anti-christ, now grown past the nappy phase but still looking like the evil incarnate.
Is he... Is that a gun? Is he going to shoot his brains out while the eyeless people at the front are yakking away? Will he shoot them? Is he a hunter about to dispose the freaky faceless monsters?
WTF IS THIS THING? It has a box where its face should be. And once more, I am very concerned about the sack. And that giant shovel. Jesus.
So yes. Let this be a lesson to you all. What may seem like a harmless past time may turn out traumatizing.
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