Behold, a fic

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Erm. Behold... This.

Look. I was made to watch the Friends Reunion thingy and came out of that experience with a fucking plot bunny of all things. Am I glad that my months long creative drought has at least momentarily ended? Fuck yes. Would I preferred it had been by anything except fucking Friends RPF? Yes. Emphatically yes. But here we are.

Haha.

Ha.

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Title: The One Where They Finally Talk About It

Author: kat_lair / Mistress Kat

Fandom: Friends RPF, Actor RPF

Pairing: Matt LeBlanc/Matthew Perry

Rating: M

Word count: 3,663
Disclaimer: Very not true.

 

Summary: Turns out, there are things left to talk about after the interview. This time without a live studio audience.

“You didn’t say anything.” Matt's voice is as carefully neutral as only a trained actor’s can be.

For a split-second Matthew thinks about replying with ‘say what?’ or something equally bland, pretending he doesn’t understand, but…

“No,” he answers instead. “Neither did you.”

 

Author notes: Please bear two things in mind: 1) I know next to nothing about these actors and have done only the bare minimum of research re timeline. If there's something here that's wildly incorrect (beyond the obvious) you are welcome to tell me but I won't be doing any extensive rewrites. It's all make believe anyway, folks. 2) As with all my RPF assume real life significant others, past or present, don't exist. Adultery is a big squick for me so we're neatly bypassing that issue. See above re make believe. The fic also counts as #23 of my 100 Fandoms Challenge. Joint AO3 Collection here.

The One Where They Finally Talk About It on AO3

( The One Where They Finally Talk About It )

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