The Truth

[kat_lair]

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This amused me deeply, from our group convo yesterday:

dreamersdare: How go our respective writing endeavours?
kat_lair: Slowly, the bastarding 'ficlet' is 2,7k now 🙄🙄🙄
kat_lair: Oh FFS apparently they want to have sex on page now when I just wanted to finish thing with a kiss 🤨🤨🤨
pushkin666: 🤣🤣🤣
dreamersdare: Sure sounds like a hardship
pushkin666: Hee. She said 'hard'. Is 12.
dreamersdare: 🤣
kat_lair: IT IS FOR ME BUT APPARENTLY YOONGI IS NOT GONNA LET NAMJOON KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS
pushkin666: Go for it Yoongi.
dreamersdare: Look, I'm entirely on team Yoongi here. Namjoon is a long suffering leader who needs to get laid.
pushkin666: I mean I'm not even into this fandom and I know Namjoon needs to get laid.
dreamersdare: 🤣
kat_lair: 🤣🤣🤣the first thing ppl will learn about K-pop is that every group leader Deserves To Get Laid.
dreamersdare: Truth.


Anyway, writing's going great, thanks for asking.

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Comments

[mekare]

Thank you for sharing this :-) Happy and cooperative writing muses to you! I hope to be in the brainspace for it tomorrow…

[kat_lair]

Hee, you're welcome. Hope your writing muse is cooperative today!

[athenejen]

1000% TRUTH. I support Yoongi always but especially in this case.

(Also hello! So glad you got moved into your new place, and I hope your holidays have been going well! I have been swamped and will probably continue to be swamped, but in the midst of it all I continue to spiral further down into the kpop well and regret nothing. :D)

[kat_lair]

Every single group leader I have come across seems like they would just constantly cockblock themselves out of misplaced guilt and overprotectiveness. Like I constantly look at Bang Chan and think, 'god I hope that boy gets his dick wet on the regular' and know that he does not.

(Hi, hi, good to hear from you. Sorry you are swamped but glad K-pop rabbit hole is providing comfort, it is for me as well. I want to write all the things but can't because capitalism)

[moth2fic]

I'm not in the fandom either but this made me laugh!

[kat_lair]

Excellent. It's an universal truth about group leaders and feel like applies to different settings 😂

[celli]

Go, Yoongi, go!

[kat_lair]

He is, uh, going

[lunabee34]

Hahhahahhahahhhahaaa.

Y'all are cute.

[kat_lair]

Also truth. We are. 😉

[adore]

every group leader Deserves To Get Laid.

HAAAALLELUJAH

The hornier the merrier, when it comes to fic!

[kat_lair]

Every single one I've come across so far has evoked a strong 'omfg please someone give this person orgasms, for their mental health* reaction.

Lol I agree but also the horny bits add Many Words and that fic needed to be done. Yoongi and I compromised.

[corvidology]

I'm not even in Kpop fandom and I know the 'leader deserves to get laid' is the truth!

[kat_lair]

Feel like that statement is translatable to different contexts.