Dear Internet, Let's make out. Love, Kat.

[kat_lair]

Happy Sunday, have some stuff.

-    My cats are playing tag, it’s hilarious. It’s fairly warm today so I have the backdoor open. Basically, they’re running back and forth between the lounge and the back yard, Tricks chasing Perdie one way and Perdie chasing Tricks back the other way. For two such small cats they make enough noise that is sounds like a herd of wildebeest trampling all over my flat

-    That, however, is nothing compared to the continuous screeching from the woman next door. She has three children, who are far less loud than their mother. I swear to god this woman has no normal volume of voice, all she does is shout all the time. I just want to tape her mouth shut.

-    Dear Internet. Last night pushkin666 and I wrote over 4,000 words of angsty porn about Strictly Come Dancing judges (Craig/Bruno). I am so very, very sorry. Except for how it's kind of smoking hot. Still, am frightened about posting it eventually, because, well... Let’s just say that my recent experiences in writing RPS in small non-existing fandoms have left me very protective of my fourth wall...

-    My Torchwood help_pakistan fic is making progress and the end is almost in sight. This is mostly thanks to margaret_r and zeitheist and their invaluable help. Ladies, I will email the finished product to you within a few days.

-    Shout out to my fabulous Finngirls! Yesterday’s post brought me a coaster! With some very, very disturbing and rude messages about Chad Michael Murray, fuck holes and Hardycorn (...which I imagine is some sort of unholy morphosis of Tom Hardy and an unicorn – frightening!). I’m not quite sure what it was all about, but I liked it! Thank you so much, you have no idea how much that brightened my day!

-    It was a good day for post yesterday as I also got my Adam Lambert tickets! \o/

-    The inaugural northwest_fen meet is next weekend the 16th of October. If you haven’t already joined and/or pimped the comm, you should do so immediately :D

-    Let’s finish with some links:

* moth2fic vs. Portuguese Telecom: A tale of triumph and tragedy. And you thought your internet provider was bad...
* moth2fic has also been having some interesting issues with YouTube and G-Mail. Maybe you can help? Or at least offer condolences...
* Yeo Valley Rap – These farmers are rolling in their Masseys, chucking cold milk whilst bailing hay. Yo. The owl is my favourite. Also Daisy.
* Smell Like A Monster – Sesame Street does Old Spice Guy. Crying. With laughter. Oh god, genius.
* Shot-for-Shot Remake of Goofy Movie – Awe-inspiring.
* Sharktopus Trailer – Oh SyFy your movies are pure gold. There’s a theme song. And some really mind-bogglingly bad CGI and acting. SHARKTOPUS!
* Finally, something more serious: It Gets Better Project - Messages of hope for the LGBT youth.

Comments

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

4,000 words of angsty porn about Strictly Come Dancing judges (Craig/Bruno)

WOULD READ.

justsayin'

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

DULY NOTED! ...it also seems to be growing a sequel. IDEK, it's all pushkin666's fault.

[bluesbell.livejournal.com]

Your conclusion regarding Hardycorn is absolutely correct. I wash my hands of the rude things written on that coaster.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

That is a truly frightening creature. Pffft, I think by admitting knowledge of Hardycorn you have incriminated yourself.

[oikkuni.livejournal.com]

ahaha oh dear, i may be somewhat responsible for the rudeness of the message. /o\

glad our drunken greetings managed to amuse you! ♥

adam tickets, yay!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

This does not surprised me in the slightest! <3

Your drunken messages and Adam tickets made me smile lots!

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Don't even front. You got invested in the story as well. Although, I'm still a little concerned that I was channelling Bruno ... This does of course mean I now have to go on a hunt for Strictly icons :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Oh god, was re-reading it this morning and SO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

...I may theoretically be interested in some icons about these two. *facepalm*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Have been hunting. However, I have found a masterchef slash comm. *bounces*. See I'm not the only one.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Find me pics and I make some icons... um. Apologies for linking to Daily Mail, but google images spit out this one :D

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Oooooo. I like that one. Okay. That's my mission for today. Pictures of Craig and Bruno ... Dear god. :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

This is totally my favourite picture too! Look at them happy and smiling! :D:D:D It's clearly after they've gotten together...

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Yes so that one is definitely for the continuation fic :D

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

Most of the best pictures were from the daily mail. Have sent them to you.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Got them, thank you sweetie!

[frikatilhi.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I had totally forgot about that! That was fun. :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

...you mean you were too drunk to remember it, don't you? For shame! :D

[iniq.livejournal.com]

Sharktopus was awesome. :D

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

It was delightfully bad!

[iniq.livejournal.com]

And the week after, Sheldon talked about a dogtopus. I almost peed. XD

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh TBBT is such an awesome show :D

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

Sharktopus - OMG!
If I had a YouTube account I would favourite the farmers.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it glorious crack? You should make sure Fledge sees that one, I think she would appreciated the tentacles :D

The farmers were amazing, I was totally grooving along!

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

I swear to god this woman has no normal volume of voice, all she does is shout all the time.

Sounds like my neighbor. She has, like, five kids and she screams and curses at them, frequently in the morning when everybody else is trying to sleep. And the walls are really, really thing so you can hear everything. :(

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they're related... The kids are basically fine. I mean I expect some noise from 4-10 year old kids anyway, I can deal with that. It's their mother who really gets on my nerves.

My bedroom is right next to what I assume is their lounge so unfortunately every videogame sound effect comes through loud and clear, which can be really annoying on Sunday mornings... At least it's school time so they don't stay up too late.

[teithiwr.livejournal.com]

Oh yeeeah, the coaster! I'm pleased it arrived. :D

Also: ♥Tricks and Perdie♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I laughed so much when I saw that. So, so awesome of you guys! *hearts you all*

My cats are weird and wonderful as you know.