"he liked looking at his huge baby-makers hanging down, filled with spooge"

[kat_lair]

Something to brighten your morning: stoney321 offers some examples and thoughts on the best/worst in bad!fic. I laughed, I cried, I contemplated lobotomy. I felt hugely validated both as a writer and as a non-native English speaker. It was a beautiful experience.

Do not, I repeat: do not, drink coffee when reading. Other beverages optional, but coffee may be ruined forever. *stares sadly at her cup of Kenyan roast, then tosses it away*

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In other news, trialia is dragging me to Manchester Collectormania this Sunday. Anyone else from my f-list there that would like to meet up?

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Oh, and the Brutal Honesty Meme. I'm here. Smack me with a brick, mah pretties. I like it rough.

Comments

[deansam67.livejournal.com]

I read that bad!fic stuff earlier today and nearly peed myself with laughter, I kid you not. :D

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

sighs, so anything that has a title like that is going to catch my eye. goes to read

[moth2fic.livejournal.com]

I highlighted the white on white bit.

[enchantersnight.livejournal.com]

Just read the badfic, and can't see for crying with laughter!!

[smokey2307.livejournal.com]

I am putting this here not because it is at all related, but because I can think of nowhere else...

Happy Birthday for tomorrow, I might not have a computer then, because I'm so bogged down. Thus your present will not be complete until Saturday evening, I'm afraid. It'll be worth the wait, I do hope!

xx

[wliberation.livejournal.com]

Agh. I was drinking coffee when I clicked that link. And I did highlight. But thanks to your warning (seriously, I owe you my first born), I only read the first sentence before catching on and running away screaming. *shivers* At least this time there were no visuals.

Oh, bad porn, I feel the world would be so much more and more duller without you.