I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S DRINKING
AHAHAHAHAA, RYLAND ILU.
Oh Gabe, how so bendy?
Oh Ryland, how so shit-faced?
Oh Alex, why leaving so soon?
OH BOYS, WHY NOT IN MY PANTS? For reals, I have dubious morals, I'd be totally up for some awkward drunken sex. CALL ME.
Thank you for
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Ah, a fashion-show would be an acceptable explanation for those shorts...
I want to ruffle his hair or something. Is this a bad sign?
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But really, I think Alex has it covered. After all, matching bath robes speaks of deep emotional connection.
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I would totally take him home and let him sleep on my chair, but you're right, matching bath robes... I could take them both?
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But, um, YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM, THEY'RE MINE.