I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S DRINKING
AHAHAHAHAA, RYLAND ILU.
Oh Gabe, how so bendy?
Oh Ryland, how so shit-faced?
Oh Alex, why leaving so soon?
OH BOYS, WHY NOT IN MY PANTS? For reals, I have dubious morals, I'd be totally up for some awkward drunken sex. CALL ME.
Thank you for
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bring it.
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BUT. The important thing: I know they're yours but I BEG YOU TO SHARE THEM WITH ME. JUST A LITTLE. YOU CAN WATCH. (Also - we should invite Gabe to marry us and Patrick, or maybe get some kind of sexiest-swingers-ever club going? Oh god, it's good that you're so awesome and hard to weird out. *facepalm*)
But: these GUYS, OMG! And those are some great pics too. I got kind of derailed by the second-last picture above with Alex and Ryland on the bed and one tiny sliver of Alex's left calf showing. I CAN HAZ BITE PLZ?
I will totally help you orchestrate an unnecessarily complicated distraction/decoy/ninja fangirl plan to cause a drunken bus shenanigans party, btw, in case you were looking for accomplices. Although to be honest I feel like if you shared your Wile-E-Coyote-style evil-genius blueprints with Gabe he'd totally be down for helping us out also.
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