universe should get on this

[kat_lair]

Things which are missing from my life: Adam Lambert/Gabe Saporta fic.

...no, really.  Please tell me someone has written this. Please tell me you're writing it right now.

nngghh?

Comments

[brilligspoons.livejournal.com]

I didn't know I needed this until you said something!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I... I... they're just like tall and dark and slutty with slinkly, slinky hips and...

*gurgle*

[fictionalfaerie.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.
THERE ARE EVEN PICTURES OF THEM TOGETHER.
WTF WORLD.
GET ON IT.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

what what? I must confess that only pictures I've seen are in my head... I am mostly out of touch with canon shenanigans and therefore rely on flist to keep me up to date. WHICH YOU CLEARLY HAVE FAILED TO DO!! LINKS NAO!

[fictionalfaerie.livejournal.com]

One is super low quality, but is courtesy of Gabe's twitter (and also the first one to hit, because I died and bemoaned the fact that fic was not forthcoming).... voila!

Here is some deliciousness that is not relevant but omf. Mostly I'm including it since I can't find the other pic that I remember.

I could have sworn there was a better quality one. I guess I have to tackle organizing my photo folders tonight, don't I? I hope I didn't make the second pic up... it's from the same sort of night and whatnot.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

om nom nom, where is the fic where Gabe and Adam compare their dicks to see who has a bigger one? for science!

Ahahaha yeah, seen those kilt pics. They always make me think that Adam is wearing a VickyT original ala my vintage clothes shop/fashion AU.

I look forward to any better quality pics you might unearth! Thank you for these :D

[stratospherique.livejournal.com]

I was unaware of my need for this until now and I don't even LIKE Lambert.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

This craving is a dangerous thing! My media player shuffled Cobras right after Lambert and my mind went into the '...nurg?' place.

[jadziadrgnrdr.livejournal.com]

Damn you! Why did you say this now I am full of WANT.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

IKR!! I am entirely distracted by the potential mental images omg! And like seriously, I would read 10,000 words of Cobras and the Lambert tour getting high together. WHY, WHY DO YOU NOT GIVE ME THIS UNIVERSE?

[frikatilhi.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Shuddup, I am a sucker for slinky hips and this pairing would have them like woah.

[rawkenr0ll.livejournal.com]

at first i was like YES but then i was like no... they should be like a wingman team, helping each other seduce cute boys. they're too alike to be a couple. maybe they make-out just to start shit (~i kissed a boy) but mostly they don't fuck. they just sweet-talk people into sleeping with the other. imagine them rolling into a party all glammed up and on the prowl, eyeing all the the pretty young things and picking their targets. yum.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I support your view of this too! I'd pretty much read any flavour of fic with these two...

they're too alike to be a couple. - see here, this is almost exactly how I see Gabe and Pete, so similar that they could have some hell of a good time, but too similar to really stick...

[rawkenr0ll.livejournal.com]

they're still my #1 otp, but yeah- no real love story between them could work without them hurting each other way too much. (actually i like them with mpreg, because that gives them a reason to stay together and act like grownups- amazingly, i see mpreg as the only plausible situation for them. mpreg! plausible! wtf!)