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"he liked looking at his huge baby-makers hanging down, filled with spooge"
Something to brighten your morning:
stoney321 offers some examples and thoughts on the best/worst in bad!fic. I laughed, I cried, I contemplated lobotomy. I felt hugely validated both as a writer and as a non-native English speaker. It was a beautiful experience.
Do not, I repeat: do not, drink coffee when reading. Other beverages optional, but coffee may be ruined forever. *stares sadly at her cup of Kenyan roast, then tosses it away*
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In other news,
trialia is dragging me to Manchester Collectormania this Sunday. Anyone else from my f-list there that would like to meet up?
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Oh, and the Brutal Honesty Meme. I'm here. Smack me with a brick, mah pretties. I like it rough.
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Do not, I repeat: do not, drink coffee when reading. Other beverages optional, but coffee may be ruined forever. *stares sadly at her cup of Kenyan roast, then tosses it away*
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In other news,
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Oh, and the Brutal Honesty Meme. I'm here. Smack me with a brick, mah pretties. I like it rough.
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I do however now feel the urge to go and write badfic. Oh you enabler you ...
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I'll read your badfic. But only if it has CUNTAL WALLS in it. seriously, it's like crack, I cannot stop saying it. cuntal. walls.
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I like it.
oh, it's gonna be so bad, you do realise that don't you. I may bring it up to Manchester with me next week and make you read it *grins*. I'm not sure I'll dare post it on my LJ.
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bring. it. on.