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kat_lair ([personal profile] kat_lair) wrote2008-03-05 11:29 am
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"he liked looking at his huge baby-makers hanging down, filled with spooge"

Something to brighten your morning: [personal profile] stoney321 offers some examples and thoughts on the best/worst in bad!fic. I laughed, I cried, I contemplated lobotomy. I felt hugely validated both as a writer and as a non-native English speaker. It was a beautiful experience.

Do not, I repeat: do not, drink coffee when reading. Other beverages optional, but coffee may be ruined forever. *stares sadly at her cup of Kenyan roast, then tosses it away*

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In other news, [personal profile] trialia is dragging me to Manchester Collectormania this Sunday. Anyone else from my f-list there that would like to meet up?

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Oh, and the Brutal Honesty Meme. I'm here. Smack me with a brick, mah pretties. I like it rough.

[identity profile] deansam67.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
lol! The title of this post is making me laugh all over again.

[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It was either that or "cuntal walls" which I kind of want to be my journal name now....

[identity profile] deansam67.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I am laughing so hard at that, but I think it's just the alcohol, fucking with my tiny brain.

[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What's so funny about CUNTAL WALLS? Surely this is the height of literary prose. Like...

The quivering, spongy cuntal walls squeezed rhythmically as he plundered her dripping love cavern with his throbbing meat-sword.

[identity profile] deansam67.livejournal.com 2008-03-05 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Dripping love cavern! lmao!