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Listen you guys! I'm going to be working ridiculously long hours at some uni exhibitions tomorrow and Thursday so I need to have something to look forward to when I come home.

This is where you come in. Please to be spamming me with pictures of sexy people! I want photos of awesomely hot boys and girls, alone or together or in groups, I don't care.

ssstevie did something similar the other day, and these are the people I showed her. So, just to get started...

Okay, so here's Jensen.

And here's Jared.

They were pretty, sure. But let's venture a bit further.

My one current girl-crush: Ashley Jensen

Vintage sexy: Hugh Laurie... God, the man is 20 years my senior, but would I kick him out of the bed? Hell no!

The talented and guh-worthy John Simm, here as Sam Tyler in Life on Mars

Gabe Saporta. I can't decide whether he's creepy or sexy. I'll go with the latter in this picture.

And the guy whose bones I would most want to jump right now: Jon Walker, ladies and gentlemen. He's on the top of my Christmas list.

Sweaty or not sweaty, I can work with either, okay?

And the sugar at the bottom of the coffee mug! Gabriel Tigerman, aka Andy from SPN. God, how badly do I want to take him home and ~~molest him~~ feed him cookies? SO, SO BAD, OKAY?

Now you! The pretty, show me it!

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Sorry, I have to do the obvious:

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Well sometimes subtlety is overrated... *is hypnotized*

It's wee Charlie Hunnam!

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Antonio Banderas, as sickeningly gorgeous as ever.

All I know is that they're called Kyle and Joseph, apparently. Who knew armpit!porn could look so gorgeous? (Oh, and there's plenty more where that came from.)

Because Jared is one beautiful goof.

What kind of question is that?? Honestly, you should know by now that I'm ALWAYS UP FOR SOME DEBAUCHERY!

omg, Charlie! He's touching himself in his special place! fkdjjaslkgjkdf

I like the look on Kyle/Joseph's face, his eyes all lowered and knowingly coy...

Thank you for the hotness!

Firstly, Konstantin Khabensky. Because I love typing his name and nobody can pull off green silk quite like he can.

Just to further bring the pretty, here he is in a compromising position with Marina Poroshina. And in case you can't tell from this picture, they're actually wearing MATCHING JUMPERS. With SNOWFLAKES on the front. Work those layers...

And now for some Derren Brown. You cannot fight the power of the goattee. Also, black and white = artsy and hot.

OK Go. Because this picture is awesome and features borderline inappropriate ear!fondling and arm!groping.

I'm not entirely sure this actually qualifies as "hot" but... it's Christopher Eccelston. In braces. I can't justify it.

And finally (because I will probably never be able to spam anyone without including him) Sam Troughton and his Look of Fear. Notice the glasses and cleanshavenness. Also, he's working the layers almost as well as Konstantin. MYSTERY FTW! :D

(*crosses fingers and prays html works*)

Is... Is that some sort of spiky leather collar thing on Konstantin's neck, because... Um. Yeah.

OMG Sam Troughton! You are made of whee! *molests*

Yes. Yes it is :D. THAT is why I love Night Watch/Day Watch. It's full of randomly fetishy moments. And blood. And quite hot Russians in sunglasses.

I love Sam Troughton. He is wee and ginger and really quite hairy but OH SO GORGEOUS. Especially when he's evil and/or heartbroken. And even when he wears pink nail varnish :P

If he had ever posed for more smouldering pictures (like... shirtless or in a pool or something), I would spam you with them. But I love his glasses. And the way he has clearly realised that he is way too minor a character to survive the next ten minutes.

*goes to drool over other pictures*

\o/ Perhaps I should check out this movie??

I want someone to do an obscenely sexy photoshoot with Sam Troughton. Wet and shirtless sounds good. Possibly also with leather collars. I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST AN IDEA, OKAY?

YES. A thousand times yes. But also read the books, because then the film makes more sense. And Anton (Konstantin) eats cake with his vampire neighbour Kostya and it's cute beyond all belief. Also Kostya spends much of the third book turning up naked on Anton's balcony.

I LOVE YOUR IDEA! Though I would be willing to settle for smart-casual wear. Or ... sacking.

Naked vampires? I... feel inclined to seek this out.

Never has smart-casual wear sounded so appealing. A bow tie would cover it, wouldn't it. I mean, just the bow tie.

I... omg. This is FUN meme.

So, my current crushing happens to be a Mr Daniel Wu.

(ALWAYS DRESS LIKETHIS)

in Drink, Drank, Drunk where he was cute and funny and... eh, drunk.

A Mr Gong Yoo. <3

HI ARMS.

An all time fave: Ewan McGregor!

moar maybe later. :D

Daniel is indeed very, very pretty. Lickable even.

It's morally wrong that Ewan makes smoking look that hot.

OHEMGEE. You should not have done this. Here, have some pretty.

First of all. I concur with Jon Walker. I want to have so much sex with that kid. This is my favorite picture of him.

nnnnnngggggg.... sweaty Jon FTW!

Oh fuck it. Give me all the Panic! Boys.

Brendon and Ryan are so hot for each other it's ridiculous.

But, I especially want Jon and this one.

SPENCERRRRRR! Why are you so effing hot? Why? He's like 10 years younger than me, but he's seduced me with his eyes and his hips and his effing smile. Bandom boys are EVIL.

Okay! Now for some other hot people.

Oh Nathan Fillion. Whether you are playing a smart ass space ship pilot or a creepy priest, I want to do bad, bad things to you.

I can't decide if I want to be her, or make out with her, but either way, I think Kristen Bell makes me a little bit gay.

Justin Timberlake. I don't know about anyone else, but I WANT IT.

My ultimate girl crush. I think she is so, so beautiful. And she got to see Jensen shirtless in the flesh. Lucky bitch.

There's a reason why Sam and Dean are hot. Papa Winchester! \o/!

I don't even know. *bites fist* Jesus Christ Jason Behr. ~~DON'T EVER~~ STOP IT!

How about Justin's girlfriend? Boy has good taste.

My very first TV boyfriend. Gale Harold ILY!

I take it back. HE is my very first TV boyfriend. Jesus, DAVID.

My roommate and I do this thing, where we always have one female we would make out with given the opportunity and right now, it's Jessica Alba for me, but in the beginning, there was Charlize Theron. Pretty!

Then, there's this show with these guys... and yeah. Whatever. They're okay looking I guess. :P

I don't even know! Your picspam has killed me with the hotness!. For Christmas I want Jon Walker wrapped up in all the Panic boys. Preferably naked.

Justin makes me lol now all the time, because of all the Gabe/Justin porn popping up all over the place...

That picture of Jason Behr. I may have swallowed my tongue. That's just... Jesus fuck, that's hot. It's like, THIS IS MY BUTTON, THANKS FOR PUSHING. nnnnggghhh.

I am so there with you on th whole Jon thing. I would spam you with the 80 kabillion photos of him I've saved in the past three days, but I have none of them uploaded. But forevernever.net is a good source of baby!JWalk in the photojournals section. He's also naked a lot in the ones that were taken on the TAI tour.

I sort of work with someone who looks a lot like JWalk. So much so that every time I see him I want to ~~touch him inappropriately~~ squish his little face.

But! Thanks for the link! Promises of naked!Jon have made me click over there double-time...

Pre-Panic!

I love his face in this one and that he's sitting in a sink

Time for Panic! (my Jon/Brendon shows here, I make no apologies)

I think my Pete/Jon shows in the next photos too (again I make no apologies for my little tin hat!)

Forgot this one:

Also, please note the accessories swapping going on with Pete in the fun with tracksuits pictures!

AHAHAHAAAA, OMG YES THANK YOU! I'd only seen a few of these.

How is he so young and naked? And, and, and NAKED!! The one with him in bed with the money... DID WILLIAM JUST PAY HIM FOR SEX??? Where is the fic where Beckett picks up rent boy!Jon from the street but then find he can't actually go through with the sex, because IT'S WRONG AND HE'S NEVER AHD TO PAY FOR IT BEFORE SO WHY SHOULD HE NOW? And then he gives Jon the money anyway and offers him a job as a guitar tech in their band. I NEED THIS FIC LIKE OXYGEN.

And the Jon&Pete in tracksuits and sunglasses of giant dorkiness made me clap my hands like a demented seal! How so awesome? HOW?

I keep finding new photos of him and eeeping with glee! The series of Jon and Pete in the tracksuits of giant dorkiness had me speechless with glee for about AN HOUR when I first saw them at

connotations. There's about 12 of them in total and it makes me enormously sad that I only have those three at the moment.

Ooooh, a quick google image trawl threw up this one, which I LOVE.

As for the naked one where he's holding the money, as far as I can gather it follows on from the one where he's naked in the lake and that presumably is the payment for doing so. (One suspects that there may have been alcohol involved somewhere in the process), but I like your theory much better! ;)

Oh my god, boys! What are you doing? Please never stop.

Nakedness and lake doesn't necessarily exclude the theory of hustler!Jon. Just, uh, expands it. Seriously though, hustler-fic is one of the main fanfic clichés. Where is all the bandom hustler!fic? Where??

And another!! :D

I have heard tell that it was the after party for lollapalooza, but in my mind, it's just a normal Friday night out in Chicago for them ;)

I know, I have read like three hustler fics and that is it! There should be lots more.

Well, you asked :)

The two my two favorite Heroes eyecandy boys:

Milo Ventimiglia:
With a shirt:

Or without:

And then there's this one. I don't know why, but my reaction is "must molest, molest now please".

There is also Sendhil Ramamurthy:

And since girls are okay too (as I am more inclined)

Storm Large! Of Storm Large and the Ball (and Rockstar Supernova)

Amber Benson:

But also,

Guh...

HOLY JESUS. Amber is effing hot in that last picture.

I tend to go for Amber always being effing hot (especially in her nerdy BtVS season 4 days), but this pic tends to convince the uninitiated :)

Jensen Christ, Amber is so hot. She should always wear corsets.

Well, that might get uncomfortable. But then, it could lead to no corsets, so...

I'm absurdly in love with her collarbones, of all things in that pic to fixate on :)

I went back to look.
Those are nice collarbones. *is jelous*

So much pretty, thank you!

Special mention has to go to Amber Benson though. I always thought she was cute and sweet but holy fuck, when did she get so smoking sexy?

Um, always! But then, I'm one of those "Willow/Tara changed my life" fangirls. Plus, I go for cute, sweet, and shy.

Further proof:

From the same "Stuff Magaizine" shoot:

From Restless

And, just a few more ;)

But then, there's also this guy. You may know him:) I just met him on Monday, but I'm already slightly distracted by his shoulders. And his ears. And his lips. Plus, the hair.

Ooooh, lovely pictures! Thank you very much for sharing, she sure is gorgeous.

And hee! Joe! His hair deserves almost its own pic spam...

OKAY!
So I could be doing this all day, you know?

There's these dudes. Jared's crotch says hi:

Elena Anaya. I have a thing for accents.

Chris Jericho. rowr.

Ryan Reynolds, please to never be wearing a shirt ever. kthnx.

Rihanna. God look at her legs. Did I mentions accents?

Bradley Cooper. Oh he's so pretty.

Parker Posey. Her voice is so yummy.

oh and these two guys? Yeah, may be hot. I dunno.

To make up for the scratchy nose!Jensen earlier:

And I can't outpost Jared:

I have no idea why, but I am absurdly enamored with the little wrinkles around Jensen's eyes. Something about that smile of his, and how he grins without bothering to worry about it scrunching up his face. Especially when Jared is nearby.

But then, I could start at his toes and spend hours describing my way up with areas of Jensen with which I am absurdly enamored ;)

Oh! ohohoh. We should do that.
I haven't done that in a while. I have this thing for his feet and especially when he does this:

He's just so pretty, I can barely stand it.

I realized my total "Jensen is way too pretty" fangirl-ness when my brain actually went "OMG Jensen has cute toes" in this scene. We need to bring back the white T-shirt.

The white tshirt is nice, yes...

But I prefer the greasy grey one:

and now with bonus Sammy ass:

Well, he does look good in pretty much everything:

We both approve of this shirt:

But leather works, too:

Or when he chooses outfits to feed our J2 plotbunnies:

Okay, I have no explaination other than HEE!:

I feel a J2 boy scout AU coming on;) Imagine how Jared's legs would look in those shorts.

But he's always just so pretty :)

I feel like spamming Jared now.

HI JARED'S CROTCH! You know how some pictures seem to follow you with their eyes no matter where you turn? It's like that, only this time it's Jared's ~~dick~~ groin area! I cannot escape it! _{but why would I want to?}

Thank you for the spammage! This is exactly what I needed after today!

So, yes, have some randomly selected pretty!

Whee! John Simm! His smile! *dies*

But, but, this may embarrass the shit out of me, but I have to confess not recognising the guy with soulful eyes and a scruffy goatee?

John Simm's smile will some day kill someone, I'm sure of it.

The scruffy guy is Karl Urban (LOTR, Doom, Bourne 2) he's also the guy in my icon and seems to look lovely with all sorts of hair stuff going on.

Ah, of course. I'm clearly not a s fluent in my hot-people-guide as I should be...

Points:

http://exclusif.tv/2007/09/dieux-du-stade-2008.html

They are real French rugby players and I am so in love with the entire team. If the 2008 calendar whets your appetite, explore the previous years, too.

P.S. I might be little bit in love with the photographer, too, for making them look like that!

I had no idea Rugby was so... Um. Bondage-like. I mean, homoerotic sure, but the bondage? A pleasant surprise that...

All I've to say is, yum, yum, yum! I'll try to upload some delicious pics later. (:

HOW IS MY F-LIST SO AWESOME? All this eyecandy waiting for me... Yes, pls share your pretty pictures with the class..

I think I may be the only person on teh internets who doesn't burn for Jared and Jensen.. have some different pretty instead!

James Marsters:

Knoxville

Jason Isaacs - whose voice is almsot as hot as his bod and face and eyes and..

Alyson Hannigan

(and Amber)

My Boy Starsky/Paul Michael Glaser

Vic Reeves

Ewan:

This is an equal opportunity picspam! All manner of sexy hotness is welcome! And ah, Spiiiike! He was arguably the best thing in the entire Jossverse. I know people are all conflicted about him being on Torchwood, but I can't help but wait for it with ~~wet panties~~ baited breath.

Oh, and I love that picture of Alyson and Amber always fills me with squee!

Random models, Asian beauty and people whose babies I want.

\o/ Prettiness! Thank you! Lots of ridiculously attractive people here.

Oh, Robson Green. I watched some of the "Wire in the Blood" but was generally too preoccupied with banging my head to the wall to really enjoy it. Dangers of too much education.

HOT DAMN, I AM GOING TO PLAY.

Otherwise known as: MY FAVOURITE BANDOM PICTURE EVER.

Otherwise known as: two very compelling reasons why MCR are amazing.

HOW IS HE SO CUTE KAT, I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT.

(^ Milo Ventimiglia, back when he was a baby. TUMMY, KAT. TUMMY.)

(^ Rachel Weisz)

(^ Thomas Dekker, who is young. But also delicious).

OKAY I LIED THIS IS MY FAVOURITE BANDOM PICTURE EVER. OH PETE.

This picspam would not be the same without you. NOTHING WOULD! ILU!

How is Patrick so fucking tiny and adorable? I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

JWalk? HOW IS HE SO CUTE KAT, I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT. - I WANT TO SQUISH HIS FACE _{possibly between my thighs. um.}

Also, have you managed to see the Pete Wentz sex scene of amazing cringe-worthiness on Goodnight Moon? I was like "Ack! omg, Pete, whyyyyyyy?"

ILU2, BRAINTWIN.

I'm very fond of Pete Wentz's imitation of the Statue of Liberty. With a Starbucks cup. I'm thinking that Pete Wentz is really totally the symbol of corporate America, y/n?

Also, have you managed to see the Pete Wentz sex scene of amazing cringe-worthiness on Goodnight Moon? - I have not! I'm too afraid, truthfully. I don't find Pete Wentz at all attractive, so I have a feeling it'd just squick me beyond all belief, and I'd end up sitting by the road begging for money with a cup, and dribbling over my plastic cutlery.

Pete Wentz is really totally the symbol of corporate America, y/n? - y. the vaguely gay, eyeliner-wearing corporate America. Though, just the fact that such a thing exists at all, fills me with hope for the future.

I don't find Pete Wentz at all attractive, so I have a feeling it'd just squick me beyond all belief, and I'd end up sitting by the road begging for money with a cup, and dribbling over my plastic cutlery. - I... I do sort of find Pete attractive, though mostly in the "i want to goof around with you because you are dorky and also maybe watch you make out with boys" way rather than "lemme sex you up nau" way. That sex scene was maybe the most conflicted 60 seconds of my life (except for that one time when a friend stuck his hands under my shirt while telling me how much he missed some girl he'd hooked up with over the summer). I was watching it from between my fingers, unable to decide whether it was hot or seriously squicky.

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How'd you feel about some debauchery?

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Jensen's toes :)

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