Sometimes I wish I lived in a BDSM AU world. I'm in the mood to hurt someone and resent the fact that I can't just snap my fingers at some pretty thing to get that particular itch scratched.
Well it's not hard to find someone to beat. However, it's hard to find someone to beat who is not a) creepy, b) 17-year-0ld, c) anyone who I'd actually want to let into my house, d) IDK NOT OTHERWISE INCONVENIENT.
It's an idea yeah. Somewhat pacified today by some good news (gonna post in a bit) but still unsettled. And like I said above, finding someone would not be massively difficult but in this non-bdsm au world there are all sorts of considerations to take into account. Like the fact that every other person to message me through kink sites seems to be a freaking 19-year-old student and LOL NO I LIKE MY JOB.
Right? Sometimes when I get particularly grr I resent the fact that people aren't just kneeling down when I walk past. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. Pfft, reality.
THIS. What do you mean life isn't porn or fanfic? Are you sure? Because I think people kneeling as I walk by when I want to have someone handy so I can tie them down and take a belt to their back is an excellent fucken idea, seriously.
IKR! And you know when some random person is being a douchebag and I want to just step up and stare them down or possibly fist their hair and force them to their knees and ask how dare they disrespect me, but I can't do the latter because I hear this reality takes a dim view on manhandling barristas in coffee shops no matter how rude they've been. Bah.
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Bah, I say.
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