Jensen Ackles picspam

[kat_lair]

A couple of days ago I did a Jared Padalecki picspam of hotass. In the name of fairness and my annoying cute compulsion to pimp Supernatural, here are some drool-inducing photos of his co-star.

Plus certain people have also promised me all sorts of nice things if I were to "Do Jensen Too"
*nods*
Hear that Jensen? Let's get it on, baby!

Therefore, let me present the JENSEN ACKLES PICSPAM OF HOTASS

Perviness ahead. Not dial-up friendly. Risk for spontaneous ovulation: High.

So. Jensen's prettier than 99% of world's population. Including the women. By all accounts we should hate his guts.
But it's really difficult when he looks like this.




Or when his smile requires a goddamn change of panties




I mean WTF Jensen, did you make a deal with the devil?




It would certainly explain those lips. And the cheekbones.





I want to lick the inside of his elbow so bad I can literally taste it.




Why is it that in RL guns are fucking scary and just wrong, but included in a picture with Jensen, they suddenly become hot?




See what I mean?





Similar thing with cars. Am rather indifferent to them in RL, but add Jensen and suddenly my motor's revving.
Wouldn't you like to just push him down until he's spread out over the hood?




Straight-up arm!porn. I mean look at those forearms. And the leather thongs around his wrist. And the ring.




Coat!Porn Take 1
So when I imagine Jensen as a film noir PI, this is what he looks like. Only there's a hat. And a gun. In fact there is a pic like that in existence, but I wasn't able to find a big enough scan to do it justice.




Coat!Porn Take 2
I want to do illegal things to the hollow of his throat. And pretty much every other part of his body.





The main reason for inclusion of this photo can be found under the waistline... I'm talking about his pants, you pervs! Because dude! They hit my pinstripe-kink like a hammer of God. *is goo*




Speaking of clothing kinks. Here's some plaid for sugaration. I know baby, I know. Jensen's feeling bashful about it too.




And he even makes pink plaid look good. It's just not fair.




Let's continue with the theme. There's a reason why this man used to do modelling. Here are the magazine scans from a spread JA did for Men's Fitness. I tried to pick just one or two but that proved impossible. Here, have them all.




How is he hot even in that hat? It's a mystery.




Denim jacket and plaid? jdlkdfafjjkajwaajfkrhtgaild




Oh Jesus Fuck, the thighs.




It's relentless. Can't. Take. The. Hotness. Agh.





I could watch him walking away all. day. long.
Also: suspenders.
And: the shoulders. I mean holy mother of god, they're just so wide and probably smooth and hard and and and *cries*





Okay, let's get out of the clo- I mean move on, move on from the clothes. More's the pity though.
Unsurprisingly Jensen looks mighty fine on a bed. Sitting down...




...aaaaaaaand lying down. Mmm-mm. Get me a piece of that.





The effect this picture has on me is the type that shouldn't be discussed in public. It's... I... The hand on his stomach. The eyleashes. And jesusfuckingchrist the line of his neck. *squirms*




This is Jensen' s "Fuck Me" eyebrow.
And hoo-boy, would I. Five ways to Sunday.




The only thing hotter than Jensen Ackles is Jensen Ackles soaking wet.
Let's just take a moment to appreciate this, shall we? A long, private moment.
In fact, I feel this might be the right time to stop and, uh, retire for the night... Yep. *slides off the sofa*

Disclaimer: All pictures are copyright of their various photographers/publishers. They have however been collected from all over, and mostly I have no idea of their origin. All photos are reproduced for fangirl squee and no money is being made. Yes, I know, it's tragic.


PS. If I were to complete the triangle of unholy lust and do picspam of Jeffrey Dean Morgan too, how many of you would be interested? No, let me rephrase that: How many of you would offer me bribes? What? It takes time to satisfy your porny needs, you h00rs! And I'm feeling selfish.

Comments

[ginnystar.livejournal.com]

*is very very cross and flustered*

STOP IT! I have absolutely NO NEED for a new fandom, and you cannnot tempt me with scarily hawtsexy photogenic men with stubble! I have... homeworky things and and, there's only so much manflesh I'm allowed to see before I'm likely to lynch the next male I see in college which I've been forewarned is a Very Bad Thing.

*itches to find out more of this lovely man but womanfully tries to resist*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

butbutbut, it's not like I forced you click on the cut tag and made you look. Unless... I did have some issues with the post and the cut-tag wasn't working for a little while but it's ok now.

Anyway.

JUST SURRENDER TO THE POWER OF HAWT MANFLESH! Remember: We are Porn. Resistance is a turn-on. And Supernatural is filled with eye-candy (I assume you checked out the Jared picspam as well). And emotional porn! You'd love it, I know you would. And really, have I ever led you wrong? Have I?

Besides. Aren't they pretty? What's your favourite pic *lures you in in disguise of innocent conversation*

[ginnystar.livejournal.com]

(I assume you checked out the Jared picspam as well)

*looks guilty* I blame you!! You shouldn't be allowed to make pic-spams!! _{(but don't stop them ever ever)}

This is SO a distraction I did not need- these men are too pretty to be ignored andandand I like the coat!porn, hat!porn, steelwheels and the 3 below it and THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

...oooooh, is that him SOAKING WET and RAISING AND EYEBROW?! *dies*

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

fans self. Well what can one say. I do hope you're gonna do a Jeff picspam as well. Begs pretty please.

You know, there are some seriously good stories that could be written around these pictures.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

*offers a cooling drink*

I will certainly consider doing a JDM picspam too.

You know, there are some seriously good stories that could be written around these pictures. omg, do I. Not going to happen because I'm just too stupidly busy atm, but but but... Pick a photo and I give you a synopsis of the J2 fic I'd write about it if I had time in my hands. Which I don't so this is entirely for fun and games.

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

coat porn 2, the one with the gun, and the one of him in the hay *g*

not much then. i'd write one myself but I'm aware that i still owe you a supernatural fic!

i have written one but it's a car fic and not what you requested at all

[sugaration.livejournal.com]

Here's some plaid for sugaration. I know baby, I know. Jensen's feeling bashful about it too.








...yes, that pic is now my new desktop, and no, I am not ashamed to admit it. The hotness - it burns. Also: freckles!!!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

That picture is a cap from Jensen Touching the Dot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NZPC_kdDBQ).

I'm scared to put anything that hot as my desktop, because I might not be able to actually get past it to any of the programmes and would just stare at it indefinitely.

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

OMFG You kill me with the pretty!

The COAT! The EYES! The LAYERS, the shoulders.

*flails*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Put did you die with a smile on your face? I bet you did. What a way to go.

The LAYERS you'd want to PEEL OFF HIM.

*ded from GUH*

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

It would be like peeling some kind of glorious, manly satsuma of love...

For God's sake, the man even looks good sitting on SCRAP METAL.

And yes, it was a lovely way to die. I am at peace. Except for the fact that the angels are nothing in comparison to Jensen *sigh*

[claudia-writes.livejournal.com]

Man, I used to fancy him way back when he was on Dark Angel

I happen to like guns, even in real life, so the gun!porn so does it for me. Oh just hold it for me, hon

pink plaid Brokeback baby, that's all I'm sayin'

and is it just me or does that water in the last pic look like cum? Esp. the one dripping over his face.....

so thank you again for this. All a girl needs for a quiet sunday night at home.... Jensen!Porn

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Aaaah DA, I liked that but lost track of it somewhere between the countries.

gun!porn eh? as an extra treat just for you then:




and is it just me or does that water in the last pic look like cum? Esp. the one dripping over his face..... - ahahahaa, oh you dirty girl you! I knew there was a reason I friended you! But yes, it does a bit. Nice money-shot there Jensen!

And I'm glad to have provided you with some indoor entertainment ;)

[claudia-writes.livejournal.com]

Oooohh more gun!porn, I thank thee and ad to my evenings entertainment

ahahahaa, oh you dirty girl you! ah good, not just me then ;)

oh and I found the rec post and it was most excelent!

[pushkin666.livejournal.com]

oh my god, more gun porn. that is so so hot

[zeitheist.livejournal.com]

Ngggggh. How is it possible for that much perfect to be centered in ONE PERSON?! It's not fair. If I was ever lucky enough to, y'know, actually meet him, I wouldn't stand a chance: he'd smile, or look at me, or something, and I'd just buckle at the knees right there and then.

I add to the call for a JDM picspam. You can't go this far and not round off the, ahem, "triangle of unholy lust". I might even be persuaded to whip up some quick Allan/Will porn, or perhaps even *gasp* inspired to finish that Sam/Dean post-apocalypse fic! ;)

(p.s. in the spirit of unsolicited picture spam!
)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I mean did his mama get funky with an angel or something? It's almost inhuman how pretty he is. I too would probably just lose all cognitive functions were I ever to meet either Jared or Jensen face-to-face.

I add to the call for a JDM picspam. You can't go this far and not round off the, ahem, "triangle of unholy lust". I might even be persuaded to whip up some quick Allan/Will porn, or perhaps even *gasp* inspired to finish that Sam/Dean post-apocalypse fic! - a) you have no idea just how far I'm willing to go with this. Frankly, I think someone should reign me in. b) Allan/Will porn would be love. c) If you finish the SPN apoca-fic I may explode from the excitement. Dude, you are filthy tease and you know it.

Re: the photo. jesus, would you just look at them? Practically married. Oh and can we say BOY CRUSH? I think we can.

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

*Stares* *Stares some more* Thank you for this second picspam, which is definitely deserving of more stuff on your altar. Though the fourth one and the one right above my comment are my favourites, especially because Jensen is giving that look, the one that says 'the things I'm going to do to you/Did to you last night and you didn't mind at all.'

Mmm, so pretty I almost feel guilty about all the perverted nakedness my brain is now producing. Does anyone out there know how to clone people? We could get some J/J DNA right, it couldn't be that hard? It's not like we'd populate the world with them or anything right!?

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

hee. it's freaking hypnotizing, isn't it? The b/w photos are my faves as well...

Also, in the picture above: Firstly, the body language. notice how they're just totally turned toward each other. Secondly, are they sporting identical leather bracelets on their wrists? Duuuuuuuude! Can't. Take. The. Implications.

And I love my virtual altar! Will there be candles and incense? Possibly a cardboard cut-out of the boys? Wheeeeeeeee *is fourteen*

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Matching bracelets...guh! Is it terribly immature for me to pretend the implications of that are exactly what we think they are?

Yes, definitely! The whole kit, candles, incense, laminated pictures of the boys in poses of unrivalled hotness, possibly even props stolen from the set and vacuum sealed especially for you.

[scruby.livejournal.com]

Just so you know that people on lj talked so much about it that I decided to give it a try and I'm downloading it now.(: He's really cute.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

hee! They both are rather gorgeous. Let me know what you think once you've watched.

[scruby.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you linked me here, because I just wanted to tell you I saw the 1st 2 episode and it was pretty good. I quite liked it.

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

Okay, am officially too melted to think of anything useful to say. Other than thud! And HAYSTACK! And what on earth did Jared say to get him to grin like that? And him on that bed - the face totally says "I've been waiting here for hours for you to come here and molest me."

My come back when I am coherent! Adding to memories :) I'm oh so totally gone on those lips.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hee! Jensen does have that effect on people. And the haystack photo is my absolute favourite... If you check out the thread above between myself and pushkin6662 you'll find some comment J2 fic about that picture...