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Jensen Ackles picspam

A couple of days ago I did a Jared Padalecki picspam of hotass. In the name of fairness and my ~~annoying~~ cute compulsion to pimp Supernatural, here are some drool-inducing photos of his co-star.

Plus certain people have also promised me all sorts of nice things if I were to "Do Jensen Too"
*nods*
Hear that Jensen? Let's get it on, baby!

Therefore, let me present the JENSEN ACKLES PICSPAM OF HOTASS

Perviness ahead. Not dial-up friendly. Risk for spontaneous ovulation: High.

So. Jensen's prettier than 99% of world's population. Including the women. By all accounts we should hate his guts.
But it's really difficult when he looks like this.

Or when his smile requires a goddamn change of panties

I mean WTF Jensen, did you make a deal with the devil?

It would certainly explain those lips. And the cheekbones.

I want to lick the inside of his elbow so bad I can literally taste it.

Why is it that in RL guns are fucking scary and just wrong, but included in a picture with Jensen, they suddenly become hot?

See what I mean?

Similar thing with cars. Am rather indifferent to them in RL, but add Jensen and suddenly my motor's revving.
Wouldn't you like to just push him down until he's spread out over the hood?

Straight-up arm!porn. I mean look at those forearms. And the leather thongs around his wrist. And the ring.

Coat!Porn Take 1
So when I imagine Jensen as a film noir PI, this is what he looks like. Only there's a hat. And a gun. In fact there is a pic like that in existence, but I wasn't able to find a big enough scan to do it justice.

Coat!Porn Take 2
I want to do illegal things to the hollow of his throat. And pretty much every other part of his body.

The main reason for inclusion of this photo can be found under the waistline... I'm talking about his pants, you pervs! Because dude! They hit my pinstripe-kink like a hammer of God. *is goo*

Speaking of clothing kinks. Here's some plaid for

sugaration. I know baby, I know. Jensen's feeling bashful about it too.

And he even makes pink plaid look good. It's just not fair.

Let's continue with the theme. There's a reason why this man used to do modelling. Here are the magazine scans from a spread JA did for Men's Fitness. I tried to pick just one or two but that proved impossible. Here, have them all.

How is he hot even in that hat? It's a mystery.

Denim jacket and plaid? jdlkdfafjjkajwaajfkrhtgaild

Oh Jesus Fuck, the thighs.

It's relentless. Can't. Take. The. Hotness. Agh.

I could watch him walking away all. day. long.
Also: suspenders.
And: the shoulders. I mean holy mother of god, they're just so wide and probably smooth and hard and and and *cries*

Okay, let's get out of the clo- I mean move on, move on from the clothes. More's the pity though.
Unsurprisingly Jensen looks mighty fine on a bed. Sitting down...

...aaaaaaaand lying down. Mmm-mm. Get me a piece of that.

The effect this picture has on me is the type that shouldn't be discussed in public. It's... I... The hand on his stomach. The eyleashes. And jesusfuckingchrist the line of his neck. *squirms*

This is Jensen' s "Fuck Me" eyebrow.
And hoo-boy, would I. Five ways to Sunday.

The only thing hotter than Jensen Ackles is Jensen Ackles soaking wet.
Let's just take a moment to appreciate this, shall we? A long, private moment.
In fact, I feel this might be the right time to stop and, uh, retire for the night... Yep. *slides off the sofa*

Disclaimer: All pictures are copyright of their various photographers/publishers. They have however been collected from all over, and mostly I have no idea of their origin. All photos are reproduced for fangirl squee and no money is being made. Yes, I know, it's tragic.

PS. If I were to complete the triangle of unholy lust and do picspam of Jeffrey Dean Morgan too, how many of you would be interested? No, let me rephrase that: How many of you would offer me bribes? What? It takes time to satisfy your porny needs, you h00rs! And I'm feeling selfish.

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*is very very cross and flustered*

STOP IT! I have absolutely NO NEED for a new fandom, and you cannnot tempt me with scarily ~~hawtsexy~~ photogenic men with stubble! I have... homeworky things and and, there's only so much manflesh I'm allowed to see before I'm likely to lynch the next male I see in college which I've been forewarned is a Very Bad Thing.

*itches to find out more of this lovely man but womanfully tries to resist*

butbutbut, it's not like I forced you click on the cut tag and made you look. Unless... I did have some issues with the post and the cut-tag wasn't working for a little while but it's ok now.

Anyway.

JUST SURRENDER TO THE POWER OF HAWT MANFLESH! Remember: We are Porn. Resistance is a turn-on. And Supernatural is filled with eye-candy (I assume you checked out the Jared picspam as well). And emotional porn! You'd love it, I know you would. And really, have I ever led you wrong? Have I?

Besides. Aren't they pretty? What's your favourite pic *lures you in in disguise of innocent conversation*

(I assume you checked out the Jared picspam as well)

*looks guilty* I blame you!! You shouldn't be allowed to make pic-spams!! _{(but don't stop them ever ever)}

This is SO a distraction I did not need- these men are too pretty to be ignored andandand I like the coat!porn, hat!porn, steelwheels and the 3 below it and THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

...oooooh, is that him SOAKING WET and RAISING AND EYEBROW?! *dies*

DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSENGER! It's not like I creates such hotness (although if I had such god-like powers, there's no telling what I would get into...) just pointed it out. Besides, aren't you happier now that you know that such hotass men exist, and if you wanted to you could have one and half seasons worth of televised material to watch them on...

I have special fondness for the b/w pics, which are just ridiculously beautiful.

...oooooh, is that him SOAKING WET and RAISING AND EYEBROW?! *dies* - yes, yes it is. His eyebrow is saying "Ginny. Babe. You know you wanna."

I can't believe God created him- what, is he looking to KILL us with this man's sexfullness? *twitches* I hate you. Okay okay, Supernatural is going on my to-watch list ~~and this dude on my to-do list~~.

The one on the hay is... I actually can't type what it is because there are NO WORDS that can describe it. O_O

yes, yes it is. His eyebrow is saying "Ginny. Babe. You know you wanna."

*squeals* stopitstopitstopit!!

Supernatural is going on my to-watch list - and another one crumbles! w00t! *does the pimp dance of GLEE*

The one on the hay is... I actually can't type what it is because there are NO WORDS that can describe it. - erm yes. I may have used some words to describe it... see below.

Stop it? NEVER, BITCH! Besides, don't try to pretend you don't like it...

I may have used some words to describe it... see below.

Yes, I've noticed. AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP IT THERE, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!

Besides, don't try to pretend you don't like it...

*shuffles guiltily* Buthnnmfffaregitgj... I'll just be quiet now and go back to stare at the pretty Jensen now.

fans self. Well what can one say. I do hope you're gonna do a Jeff picspam as well. Begs pretty please.

You know, there are some seriously good stories that could be written around these pictures.

*offers a cooling drink*

I will certainly consider doing a JDM picspam too.

You know, there are some seriously good stories that could be written around these pictures. omg, do I. Not going to happen because I'm just too stupidly busy atm, but but but... Pick a photo and I give you a synopsis of the J2 fic I'd write about it if I had time in my hands. Which I don't so this is entirely for fun and games.

coat porn 2, the one with the gun, and the one of him in the hay *g*

not much then. i'd write one myself but I'm aware that i still owe you a supernatural fic!

i have written one but it's a car fic and not what you requested at all

I said pick one - greedy h00r :p

You'll only get this one, because I might have gone on a bit... Er. Yes. But this is how it happens.

sleeping in the hay
so, they're on this road trip, which was totally Jensen's idea and Jared wasn't going to do it because a week alone with Jensen's smile and his 'fuck me' eyes and that little dip at the back of his neck that Jared absolutely did not want to nuzzle and smell first thing in the morning like a goddamn girl, would be just too fucking much. But it's not like he's ever been able to say no to Jensen so they're on a road trip, okay? And maybe it's kinda cool, with just the car and the two of them, quiet drinks in skeevy bars, singing along to radio, Jensen's freckles becoming more and more prominent from the sun. And if Jared's hand strays to Jensen's skin a bit more often than usual, neither of them is talking about it, so it's all fine, really.

Then one day there's a rain storm. Jared loves storms, ever since he was a little boy, so it comes as a bit of a surprise when Jensen goes white and tight-lipped, clenching the steering wheel until Jared's afraid he's going to snap the thing in two. They're in the middle of nowhere and Jensen insists on driving until the next town but Jared thinks they might not make it that far if the way Jensen keeps flinching and swerving the car every time there's a lightning is any indication. So. He does what in retrospect is a really fucking stupid idea, and tells Jensen to stop the car on the side of the field because they're going to spend the night in the derelict barn that droops in the distance. Jensen looks at him like he's lost his marbles, but then there's another roll of thunder and he kills the engine without a word.

They cross the field in what Jared would call a flat-out run, if they weren't too manly for that sort of thing. The barn's old and musty, but it's relatively dry. Jensen strips off his outer layer, and proceeds to curl up in the nearest hay pile, still clearly freaked out. The tense line of his shoulders says 'back off' but Jared's never been good with keeping away, even when it would be the best thing for everyone. He sits down, arms around his knees, almost but not quite touching, and starts on a long rambling tale about his grandpappy and that one time the neighbour's bull got loose.

Eventually the storm passes and in the silence Jared can hear Jensen snoring softly. He stays awake for a little while longer, just listening to Jensen breathe, head in his hands, because jesus could he be any more pathetic? This thing moved from lust to something else, something indefinitely worse, a long time ago and now it's too late for Jared to back out and equally impossible to move forward, so he's stuck like this, aching and hollow and stupid in love.

In the morning Jared's the first one to wake up. The sunlight is streaming through the gaps in the wall, the dust particles dancing in the pale golden dawn. He sits up, stretches, looks around, eyes landing on Jensen's still sleeping form. And that's when it all goes to hell. Because Jensen looks like a fallen angel, his long eyelashes casting sweeping shadows across his face, fingers splayed over his stomach like an invitation, and Jared is so, so fucked.

He doesn't know he's moving until he feels the rough sting of stalks against his palms. Palms which are resting on either side of Jensen's head. He's hovering above him, mesmerised by the play of shadow and light, by the rise and fall of his chest, desperately trying to pull off because this isn't- he shouldn't- just this once-

And that's when Jensen opens his eyes.

aaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. you know you've just killed me don't you *g*

I... I... I may have killed myself just a little. J2 comment fic! WTF Self?

Are you going to continue with this? You can't leave it there.

It's warm.

Somewhere at the back of his mind Jensen knows that logically this shouldn't be the case, because as far as he remembers he fell asleep in a goddamn barn and while not the worst place he's ever fallen unconscious in, it's not particularly great either.

Except for the part where is apparently is. He feels himself floating toward full awareness, slowly, slowly like an air bubble reaching for the water's surface. Sunlight tickles his nose and the feeling of safetylovehome is trickling down every inch of his body like warm honey.

He opens his eyes and smiles. Because this is a dream, not first of its kind, Jared draped over him like a cloak, all long lines of hard muscle. Jensen lifts a hand, lets his fingertips trail along the soft worn cloth of Jared's t-shirt, finally dipping under the hem.

At the first touch of skin on skin Jared arches, rubbing his belly against Jensen's flat palm like a big cat. "Jen," he swallows, head dropping lower until Jensen can feel every careful exhalation on his face. "Jen, what are you doing?"

Jensen opens his mouth to speak but the words freeze on his lips, his heart suddenly slamming into overdrive. Because no matter how vivid his dreams, he's never before been able to actually taste the sweat and musk and want, wrapped around them like a veil.

Shit.

He's awake. He's really awake, and Jared's really bent over him, the question still ringing in the half an inch between them, and Jensen really, really did just molest his best friend.

He scrambles back on his elbows so fast Jared is knocked out of balance and ends up face down in the hay. Jensen takes a great hitching gasp of air but none of it seems to reach his lungs, and for a second he thinks he might actually pass out. Of course, at the moment the prospect is not entirely without its merits.

***

I hate you. Like a lot. *goes to write something else*

you can't leave it there and go and write something else *g*

omg, I really, really can. This is going to be deemed one of those things we shall never speak of again. Seriously, I don't write J2 (shuddup, I don't), who would read it, who would beta it, who would CARE?

nope, gonna keep bugging you *g* i'm sure many people would read it *blinks*

*cries big emo tears* but i don't have the ti-i-i-meeee *wails*

big emo tears are for the boys *g* you do know if you post JDM pics you're going to get even more requests for fics

and this should encourage me to do a JDM picspam how? Besides, I definitely, definitely do not write about JDM...

you don't? I have to be honest and say if I thought I could manage it, I'd venture into the rps world of JDM, because let's be honest that man is sizzling.

he is, not denying that. But I tend to like my J2 as trueloveomg because deep down, under all the perverted kink, I'm a big ol' romantic at heart.

Oh absolutely. Those are the sort I like as well. Not that the good old porny story isn't good (grins) but I'm a big fan of the truelove as well.

have you read the CW rps AU where JDM is paired with Alyson Hannigan? hottest het sex scene I've read.

I don't think so, because I tend to avoid het like the plague, but Alyson Hannigan is a favourite of mine, except for when I'm really do horrible things to her in my writing *g* Do you have the link?

there's J2 and Tom/Mike as well in this fic so it works... The whole thing can be found here: http://kueble-fic.livejournal.com/29670.html

funnily enough, once I'd gone into it I realised I'd read the first two parts, but I hadn't realised there was more, so mucho thanks for that.

No probs. it's schmoopy but good, isn't it?

Here's some plaid for sugaration. I know baby, I know. Jensen's feeling bashful about it too.

...yes, that pic is now my new desktop, and no, I am not ashamed to admit it. The hotness - it burns. Also: freckles!!!

That picture is a cap from Jensen Touching the Dot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NZPC_kdDBQ).

I'm scared to put anything that hot as my desktop, because I might not be able to actually get past it to any of the programmes and would just stare at it indefinitely.

OMFG You kill me with the pretty!

The COAT! The EYES! The LAYERS, the shoulders.

*flails*

Put did you die with a smile on your face? I bet you did. What a way to go.

The LAYERS you'd want to PEEL OFF HIM.

*ded from GUH*

It would be like peeling some kind of glorious, manly satsuma of love...

For God's sake, the man even looks good sitting on SCRAP METAL.

And yes, it was a lovely way to die. I am at peace. Except for the fact that the angels are nothing in comparison to Jensen *sigh*

manly satsuma of love - dude, this would need to be iconised.

And that man looks good on ANYTHING. Seriously, it's like an universal law or something: Any object placed within ten feet of Jense Ackles will immediately acquire erotic properties.

Man, I used to fancy him way back when he was on Dark Angel

I happen to like guns, even in real life, so the gun!porn so does it for me. Oh just hold it for me, hon

pink plaid Brokeback baby, that's all I'm sayin'

and is it just me or does that water in the last pic look like cum? Esp. the one dripping over his face.....

so thank you again for this. All a girl needs for a quiet sunday night at home.... Jensen!Porn

Aaaah DA, I liked that but lost track of it somewhere between the countries.

gun!porn eh? as an extra treat just for you then:

and is it just me or does that water in the last pic look like cum? Esp. the one dripping over his face..... - ahahahaa, oh you dirty girl you! I knew there was a reason I friended you! But yes, it does a bit. Nice money-shot there Jensen!

And I'm glad to have provided you with some indoor entertainment ;)

Oooohh more gun!porn, I thank thee and ad to my evenings entertainment

ahahahaa, oh you dirty girl you! ah good, not just me then ;)

oh and I found the rec post and it was most excelent!

you're welcome :) And I'm glad you enjoyed the rec links. I will do that hustler!Sam fic post sometime this week, just overwhelmed by other stuff for the next few days...

oh my god, more gun porn. that is so so hot

Ngggggh. How is it possible for that much perfect to be centered in ONE PERSON?! It's not fair. If I was ever lucky enough to, y'know, actually meet him, I wouldn't stand a chance: he'd smile, or look at me, or something, and I'd just buckle at the knees right there and then.

I add to the call for a JDM picspam. You can't go this far and not round off the, ahem, "triangle of unholy lust". ~~I might even be persuaded to whip up some quick Allan/Will porn, or perhaps even *gasp* inspired to finish that Sam/Dean post-apocalypse fic~~! ;)

(p.s. in the spirit of unsolicited picture spam!

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I mean did his mama get funky with an angel or something? It's almost inhuman how pretty he is. I too would probably just lose all cognitive functions were I ever to meet either Jared or Jensen face-to-face.

I add to the call for a JDM picspam. You can't go this far and not round off the, ahem, "triangle of unholy lust". I might even be persuaded to whip up some quick Allan/Will porn, or perhaps even *gasp* inspired to finish that Sam/Dean post-apocalypse fic! - a) you have no idea just how far I'm willing to go with this. Frankly, I think someone should reign me in. b) Allan/Will porn would be love. c) If you finish the SPN apoca-fic I may explode from the excitement. Dude, you are filthy tease and you know it.

Re: the photo. jesus, would you just look at them? Practically married. Oh and can we say BOY CRUSH? I think we can.

*Stares* *Stares some more* Thank you for this second picspam, which is definitely deserving of more stuff on your altar. Though the fourth one and the one right above my comment are my favourites, especially because Jensen is giving that look, the one that says 'the things I'm going to do to you/Did to you last night and you didn't mind at all.'

Mmm, so pretty I almost feel guilty about all the perverted nakedness my brain is now producing. Does anyone out there know how to clone people? We could get some J/J DNA right, it couldn't be that hard? It's not like we'd populate the world with them or anything right!?

hee. it's freaking hypnotizing, isn't it? The b/w photos are my faves as well...

Also, in the picture above: Firstly, the body language. notice how they're just totally turned toward each other. Secondly, are they sporting identical leather bracelets on their wrists? Duuuuuuuude! Can't. Take. The. Implications.

And I love my virtual altar! Will there be candles and incense? Possibly a cardboard cut-out of the boys? Wheeeeeeeee *is fourteen*

Matching bracelets...guh! Is it terribly immature for me to pretend the implications of that are exactly what we think they are?

Yes, definitely! The whole kit, candles, incense, laminated pictures of the boys in poses of unrivalled hotness, possibly even props stolen from the set and vacuum sealed especially for you.

Is it terribly immature for me to pretend the implications of that are exactly what we think they are? 95% of the fandom is probably thinking the same thing. Jensen and Jared are in love! DO NOT TRY TO DENY THEIR EPIC ROMANCE!

props stolen from the set and vacuum sealed especially for you. No I'm imagining the Metallicar vacuum sealed. andandandmaybethatonetowelbutletsnottalkaboutthat

Just so you know that people on lj talked so much about it that I decided to give it a try and I'm downloading it now.(: He's really cute.

hee! They both are rather gorgeous. Let me know what you think once you've watched.

I'm glad you linked me here, because I just wanted to tell you I saw the 1st 2 episode and it was pretty good. I quite liked it.

cool! It will only get better. Generally the quality is pretty good (although as always with these things there are a couple of less than average ones).

Okay, am officially too melted to think of anything useful to say. Other than thud! And HAYSTACK! And what on earth did Jared say to get him to grin like that? And him on that bed - the face totally says "I've been waiting here for hours for you to come here and molest me."

My come back when I am coherent! Adding to memories :) I'm oh so totally gone on those lips.

Hee! Jensen does have that effect on people. And the haystack photo is my absolute favourite... If you check out the thread above between myself and

pushkin6662 you'll find some comment J2 fic about that picture...

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