Ficlet Prompts! But with a difference...

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Right. Summer is here and I'm trying to kick start my writing so I'm requesting some ficlet prompts. BUT! With a slight a difference... Here's the rules:

1. Leave a prompt for a drabble/ficlet. The prompt should include fandom (but see below), pairing/character(s), and a prompt word/phrase/song/picture


2. You can only use a fandom I HAVE NOT WRITTEN FOR BEFORE. That's right, I want to broaden my horizons. This means that all the fandoms here (scroll down the post to the handy table) are out of the running, sorry :D


3. EVERYTHING ELSE IS GAME. TV, films, literature, real people (music, historical, actors...). Try me.


4. This does mean that there is a chance that you pick a fandom I really don't know at all. In that case I'll just ask you to pick again. Saying that, I will sincerely try to fake it for at least 100 words... I have three degrees which means I'm very good at blagging my way through stuff! :D


5. First five prompters will definitely get something. The next five will hopefully get something unless I totally flake out. Five after that... Well, I'd be surprised if there's that many.

Aaaaaaaaaaand GO!

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Well. I just watched Avengers: Assemble for the first time. And it was enjoyable mind-numbing collateral damage. And I approve of naked Bruce Banner, that was unexpected eyecandy.

Basically though, as I explained to pushkin666 on IM:

I seriously just want a fic now where the other Avengers lock Loki and Thor in a cage and are like 'you're not coming out until you've sorted it' and then three weeks later they're totally fucking like bunnies, and everyone is like OMG ARENT YOU BROTHERS??! and Thor is all 'You cannot apply your puny human morals to us, we are Asgard' and Loki is all 'Hey now, I've got glorious purpose to spare, the green guy is kind of cute' and for a moment or ten Bruce is torn between APPALLED and TURNED ON. And so is everyone else.

Where is this fic, because I would like to read it?

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