A Fic Rec! ...of sorts.

[kat_lair]

So, a while ago pushkin666  and I were talking about bad fic and purple prose and what god awful sex scenes some so called “professional” (read: published) authors write. Then, because she’s a sadistic bitch who enjoys torturing her friends, she started writing fic. Bad femmeslash to be exact.  And by god it was awful. But also funny. And kinda brilliant, in a really really sick way.

So. Share my pain, people. Experience the rustling of Aldi carrier bags, the glittery coconut lube, the hot pinkness of velvety love tunnel... Experience THE TREASURE HOUSE OF FEMALENESS! (f/f, d/s, warnings for fisting and erm, penguin noises)

EDIT: Please leave all comments, adulation and hysterical sobbing on pushkin666 's journal. She wrote it, she can deal with the fall out... :D

EDIT2: pushkin666 IS NOW SPAMMING ME WITH PHOTOS OF PENGUINS HAVING SEX, SOMEONE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD *whimpers brokenly*

Comments

[precious-rosie.livejournal.com]

OMG! My eyes! My eyes! Hahahahahahaa! :-D You have to get this sent off for publication! ;-) It's the sort of thing that 'Scarlet' wets its panties for!

I want you to come my pet, my sweaty slave of multiple orgasms. Come for me now; go on. Scream. Let the neighbours know what we’re doing. Cry out your surrender. Come for me. Now!”

*picks self up from floor laughing* I'm surprised the neighbours could hear anything considering all the talking she is doing!

"hot pink love tunnel" indeed! :-D

Priceless! :-)

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

It is indeed hilarity and blindness inducing... I'm glad you have shared in the pain/awesomeness but I think pushkin666 would appreciate it if you could leave this comment on her post? Since it was her fic... :)

[precious-rosie.livejournal.com]

Sure, no problem! :-)