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Robin Hood 2.08 - Get Carter
Wooo, knives! He kills people for fun. Fun and money. And because he looks ridiculously hot when doing it, clearly. Well, the Sheriff seems to think so.
“Why don’t you ever kiss my ring?” *chokes* AHAHAHAA, OMG!!! I can’t believe they got away with that!!! KEITH ALLEN, ILU.
Marian clearly slept in the day they were doing the camouflage lessions, because wtf, why is she wearing a turquoise top that is going to stick out like a sore thumb?
Much in action is so stupidly hot once more. It makes me very happy. In my pants.
Carter killing guards (seriously, this must be the most high-risk occupation in all of Nottingham – how are they recruiting more men when the chances of getting killed by our own employer are even higher than getting killed by Robin Hood?) is omg so hot. Yes, I’m going to be very shallow about him. Mainly because I can’t find any depth to his character at all. Haha the other outlaws are fanboying Carter something hardcore. Aaaand Robin was totally watching him walk away, there.
It’s not exactly domestic bliss for Robin and Marian, is it? Although there seems to be a serious trend of some rope-play showing up…
Much being suspicious is cool… I like him being all smart and confident. It was about time writers stopped using him as an easy comic relief.
Sheriff is so bastardly. Toying with Guy’s feelings... He seems very invested in making sure Guy stops pining after Marian (though I’m pretty sure her legs are much better than the Sheriff’s…. um. Bad mental place.)
“I’ll give you a kiss… If Hood is dead, I’ll give you two!” haha, they are totally upping the subtext between these two. \o/
Djaq is all aaaawkward getting stuck in the middle of Robin and Marian’s little spat.
Yay for John being paternal. Awwwww…. I loved that scene between him and Marian. I think the two of them could really become good friends.
Ooooh! Carter is taking them out one by one. Nice, if obvious, horror movie camera work there, complete with suspenseful music.
Haha Carter tied Will and Djaq together. And interestingly, Much and Marian too. And he assumes it’s Much, not Marian Robin worries about. “Your little sidekick from the
Sigh. I see what they tried to do with Marian’s sudden thirst for violence, but it just doesn’t work for me… It feels too artificial and unlike last episode, I’m not identifying with Marian’s feelings at all.
“Why don’t you go cook?”
“What, because I’m a woman?
“No because I’m hungry!”
Wtf, has Marian taken over Much’s cooking duties now?
Ooooh Allan, being roughed up by Guy again and pretending he doesn’t like it.
That is one stupidly weak knot Robin is tying there. No way is Carter going to stay put…
Notice Will with a baby in the background. Someone give that man more babies to cuddle!
I’m not sure Robin is the right person to talk Carter out of his sociopathy, because okay, Robin isn’t going around killing people in cold-blood, but he’s not exactly the most balanced person either when it comes to war trauma. Just remember that incident with Gisbourne and a hot poker last season.
Allan! Of course Allan is helping Marian, he’s completely her bitch now. Except when he’s Guy’s bitch. Or Robin’s. Or… Hold on, is there anyone here, whose bitch Allan isn’t? God, when did that man turn into such a needy sub?
Haha but he’s still clearly hardcore enough to attack nuns! It’s probably wrong that I found that scene hugely amusing.
*smacks Robin* I told you so, you moron. World’s worst knot! Of course Carter escaped that. Jesus, someone give this boy some tips in tying people up.
Every time Much draws a sword out, I get a little shiver. Oh Much, why aren’t the village girls flocking to you like bees to honey, I will never understand.
Come up with some new names, writers, honestly! Everyone’s brother is called Thomas, for fuck’s sake.
Yay for sword fighting and yay for Robin getting his ass kicked, and um, for Robin getting held in a headlock (what, it’s a good look on him, don’t tell me you don’t agree)
I’m mainly focussing on the pretty in this scene, because omg, the acting is so second grade it hurts my soul a little bit. And that hugging and crying is just not convincing at all, leaves me cold.
“Do as you’re told!” I sort of wanted Guy to smack Allan around a bit. But then that’s nothing new.
Did Robin just wink at Much?? He really, really did! \o/
God this story of Carter and Thomas is not stirring one genuine feeling *sighs*
“That doesn’t concern you.” Much you are so fucking hot when you’re assertive. Pls to be ordering people around more, m’kay?
And then… *explodes with JOY! PURE, UNADULTERATED JOY*
Okay, I’m a bit hazy on the exact dialogue here, because I was riveted to the screen, too busy squeeing to actually type up verbatim notes.
Much: “You never held me like you held him […]You never listened to my story.”
Robin: “I was there. Your story is my story.”
Much: “You never listen to me.”
Robin: “That’s not true.”
Much: “I said I recognised him from the
Robin: “Stop. Old friend, you have a special place in my heart.”
Robin: “Do I need to say it?”
Much: “No. No you don’t.”
YES YES, FUCK IT, YOU REALLY NEED TO SAY IT!!! OMG BE STILL MY MUCH/ROBIN FANGIRL HEART! I want this clip on youtube yesterday!
THANK YOU GODDESS OF SLASHERS FOR GIVING US THE FIRST GENUINE MUCH/ROBIN SCENE OF THE SEASON! \o/\o/\o/
Right, right, I’m going to talk about this more later. On with the rest of the episode first.
Oh Robin you cannot believe her! Marian is so obviously insincere about staying in the camp that an infant wouldn’t believe her.
Seriously, how stupid are the guards. Every time Robin’s men just walk in with just their hoods over their heads and no one recognises them. Surely there should be like medieval versions of mugshots being circulated?
Much’s face when they have to leave Robin in the Sheriff’s room… *bakes hundred of cookies to feed him*
“Come home to me.” God, Guy’s emoting is a bit OTT here, but otherwise the scenes between him and Marian continue to be more interesting than anything going on between her and Robin.
Oooh, fake (???) kissing! \o/
Robin: “Kneel!”
Sheriff: “Make me!”
Robin: *knees Sheriff in the groin*
Hee!!
Oh Marian, you cocktease! I bet Guy is going to go and take all his frustrations out on Allan now…
The fight scenes are exhilarating. Carter’s acting less so.
Wtf, hand holding? *gags*
Next time: A Jester! The actor’s name deserts me completely (help me out?), but omg yes!” And for fuck’s sake, no marriage proposals, please.
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Okay, okay., I’m going to have to talk about that Much/Robin scene some more. Warning for rambly second rate meta.
Firstly, let me just get this out of my system: ajkgalkghawraksdsfadsfjlkdfjk THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE OMG.
*deep breaths*
This season has been seriously devoid of any meaningful Much/Robin interaction. Much has been used a comic relief in almost every episode and I don’t think anyone in the entire fandom (slasher or not) has found that nearly as amusing as writers though it would be. For this reason I’m overjoyed to see this new confident Much, who takes charge and talks back.
The extra glimpses into his and Robin’s experiences during the war are absolutely fascinating (and whet my appetite for more
Still, it’s clear that neither of them has had time to really process their experiences during the war. There was no time; they were practically thrown from one battle to another straightaway. And the fact that Much realises that maybe they need to take the time to talk about it… I think it’s not so much that he himself needs to talk about things, but that he wants Robin to do it. I don’t think Much has forgotten how out of control Robin got with Guy last season, and that happening again if the right trigger is pushed is not out of the question.
I loved how Much openly challenged Robin’s protestation to his “you never listen to me” because everything he said is true; Robin does dismiss Much too easily. And it’s really, really interesting how Much draw Marian into the argument. It wasn’t petty jealousy either, but a valid point. And not something Robin denied.
And as for my own heart… It’s breaking ever so slowly, because slash-goggles aside, I don’t think Robin’s love for Much is quite the same or as all-consuming as his for Robin. Much would lay down his life for Robin, no hesitation and no regrets.
And at the end of the day, I’m afraid that’s exactly how it will go down for them two.
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AAAH MUCH STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF. This is exactly what I yelled in that last bit, because my parents were in the room and would be all "O_O wtf?!" if I squealed about slash.
And that conversation will NEVER happen dammit!I think deep down, Robin does care for Much a lot, but doesn't understand what utter devotion Much has because he's never needed to return it. Robin is Much's life. We need him to leave, even if only briefly, or be caught or SOMETHING just to get Robin to show some REAL EMOTION towards the guy. REALLY NEED THAT.HAHAHA Allan rugby tackled a nun. *highly amused* I wonder what the punishment for attacking a nun was...? Also, fallout from Marian coming back and not being silent and stuff? Seriously, what will Guy do to Allan for that? He can't be that stupid.
I don't think Allan is Much's bitch. And possibly not Will's. But that's about it. ^_^;;
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"That is one stupidly weak knot Robin is tying there. No way is Carter going to stay put…" I was thinking that when I was watching it. And was not surprised when he escaped. Will should have known.
“That doesn’t concern you.” Much you are so fucking hot when you’re assertive. Pls to be ordering people around more, m’kay?" I love Much, brilliant guy!
"Oh Marian, you cocktease! I bet Guy is going to go and take all his frustrations out on Allan now… " Now that's a scene I would like to see!
Robin: “Do I need to say it?”
Much: “No. No you don’t.” - YES HE DOES! He does need to say it. I wanted to see MAJOR Much/Robin shipping.
Overall, I liked this episode, but Robin is still annoying me... And the proposal in the next ep - someone pass me a bucket!
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Yay for John being paternal. Awwwww…. I loved that scene between him and Marian. I think the two of them could really become good friends. - What I love about John is that he's like the father figure to the rest of the gang. So I do agree, he could become really great friends with Marian. (Also: "this gang can only have one leader". He's so wise).
Jesus, someone give this boy some tips in tying people up. - *leer*
Yay for sword fighting and yay for Robin getting his ass kicked, and um, for Robin getting held in a headlock (what, it’s a good look on him, don’t tell me you don’t agree) - oh yes. Robin is so hot when he's being held down by somebody else and-- sorry, where was I going with that thought?
Much you are so fucking hot when you’re assertive. Pls to be ordering people around more, m’kay? - again: porn!
The actor’s name deserts me completely (help me out?), but omg yes!” And for fuck’s sake, no marriage proposals, please. - I think he's the actor from The Catherine Tate Show, but I forget his name. I may have to Wikipedia it, if I'm right. And also: I AGREE. NO MARRIAGE PROPOSALS. >:[
I don’t think Robin’s love for Much is quite the same or as all-consuming as his for Robin. Much would lay down his life for Robin, no hesitation and no regrets. - sadly, I think you're right. I think that, if Much were ever to leave or die, Robin could replace his love with other people's. Robin craves attention, and the fact is, he doesn't have to get that from Much. Whereas Much loves Robin, and if Robin were to die, we all know what would happen to Much. :(
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All the Robin/Much in this = absolute love.
Much you are so fucking hot when you’re assertive. Pls to be ordering people around more, m’kay? I second that!
And at the end of the day, I’m afraid that’s exactly how it will go down for them two. No, don't say this! Now I'm sad that Much will die! He can't die! *flails*
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So, yeah.
CARTER. HOW HOT. Paul Bettany-alike, and therefore, wonderful and attractive and YAI.
Sheriff, oh how I love you. You have to mention Marian to get Guy to pay attention, and it really pisses you orf. Gawdammit, you want Guy and you want him now! XD
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And as for my own heart… It’s breaking ever so slowly, because slash-goggles aside, I don’t think Robin’s love for Much is quite the same or as all-consuming as his for Robin. Much would lay down his life for Robin, no hesitation and no regrets.
So true. This is what's killing me about RH, despite all the other wonderfulness of the new season. Robin/Much is basically the hook that got me into the show in the first place. I have no idea what my feeling about it is going to be once my OTP is dead. (The ridiculous het handholding and marriage proposals are screwing with me too. I signed up for
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And at the end of the day, I’m afraid that’s exactly how it will go down for them two.
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No, really. Though I am listening to the Schindler's List theme, so that's not helping. But seriously... I can just see this in my head as the series finale. Much dying for Robin, and Robin only realising afterwards just how much he loved him and that he never told him. And then he'll just be an empty shell, and the Sheriff will mock him, and nothing Marian does will ever be able to comfort him because the one person who loved him absolutely and unconditionally died for him.
I want to write this, but I'm too worked up to do it now.
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Yay for sword fighting and yay for Robin getting his ass kicked, and um, for Robin getting held in a headlock (what, it’s a good look on him, don’t tell me you don’t agree) methinks a black eye with a bit of ye olde 'much touch' would suit as well.
not to mention he deserves it the sodi love your recap. love love love it ^___^
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and I totally awwwwww'd at the handholding. :) I'm with you on the Robin/Much though and I loved all their scenes. I missed the wink the first time so thanks for pointing it out! On a shallow note: Carter was very very pretty.As usual, LOVE your recaps!
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Agree that Guy/Vasey is getting nearer to canon every ep and that Carter was very nice eye candy indeed!
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YES! I was holding my breath during that scene because I really wanted Much to say YES! SAY IT ROBIN! MAKE HIM SAY IT! Gah!
Great review, I agree with so much of it. I think you are perhaps right about their love and it is breaking my heart as well. But I still think that Robin would lay down his life for Much with no hesitation or regrets either. I will have console myself with that thought. *sigh*
Erm, would you mind if I friended you? *she asks shyly* ♥
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