Ice skating is not gay.

[kat_lair]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

*wipes tears*

Oh my, it's... I have no words. Brokeback on Ice. Male ice skaters dressed as cowboys doing the "Little Less Conversation". Quite possibly the gayest thing that ever gayed.

No really, inclusion of full-on butt!sex would actually make this less gay than it is.

Comments

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to laugh myself sick or just...hug the video.

The hand holding, the thrusting, the hats, the cowboy outfits, the lifts!

It's like gayness just exploded all over the ice...

*Wants a gay cowboy ice dancer of her very own*

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

The lifts! yes, omg, there's even a threesome lift there! Is that a legitimate technique is ice skating nowadays? I don't care, I give it 10 points anyway! And the push-ups dear god *dies*

[claudia-writes.livejournal.com]

O_o

........was it just my imagination but did that one guy grind against the other guy's crothc?

*watches again*

nope, that wasn't just my imagination.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

there's so much grotch grinding happening there that I'm not even sure which bit you're referring to... there was some grotch-ass action in the very beginning that had me spewing my beverage quite spectacularly.

[claudia-writes.livejournal.com]

yeah, yeah.. that's the one. My mind boggles at these people! Do they actually believe that this is masculine behaviour!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

I don't know. But I'm also not complaining.

It's like crack. I can't stop watching...

[inkblot-fiend.livejournal.com]

Okay, I think I've found my new love. I want to follow these guys around and shout encouragement.

All the grinding, the lifting, the twirling, the synchronised kicking and bum wiggling... I am now smiling quite stupidly and wondering where my nearest troupe of gay ice skaters is. I WANT MORE.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Isn't it glorious? My eyes burn from all the grinding... This is one ice-show I would go to see...

[ginnystar.livejournal.com]

Was that a CROTCH GRAB at 2:25, or just the result of the gay that gave birth to this vid? ♥

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

You mean the part where they two guys are lowering the thrid from the lift and one guy's hand sort of... slides. and lingers. and GRABS HIS CROTCH YES OMG *boggles*

[inkscribe.livejournal.com]

Beautiful. :-)

Along the lines of this theme *g*:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ySzNg0BOg

Enjoy!

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

oh my eyes! They burn! Thanks for the vid, it was hilarious. At least this guy was clearly doing it tongue in cheek...

[inkscribe.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. Yes, true!

But oh, how pretty it was. *g*

[drgaellon]

Evgeny is definitely teh pretty, and a world champeen skater (both Olympic and World gold medals). I actually saw that show in its original TV airing... :)

[drgaellon]

If any of those boys are straight, I'll eat his cowboy hat. You're right, it's the gayest thing in the history of gayness.

[kat-lair.livejournal.com]

Hey yeah, I remember being pretty o_O about this video... As in, surely they must realise how ridiculously gay their little routine is. But alas, there's a part of me that fears they don't. No matter, as long as there is this level of slash on ice, I'm not complaining :D