Okay, the second one caused my coffee to end up on my screen. Perfect Dean voice! I forget, at times, that he doesn't actually swear like this on the show (though Jensen's abilty to sell the "almost swear" is amazing). Still, no such beast as gen, at least not in this fandom :D

Um, I may be writing Sam/Jess, too, somehow? It's more about Sam/Dean, but it may end up in your inbox for general opining purposes sometime in the next few days.