The only thing I've ever watched of Twilight is this five-minute parody video of the second movie. I think that was all I need to know of the thing, really. All through it all I could think was, re: The Love Triangle, "Why don't they just have a threesome? Vampire-Werewolf, classic opposition, hate sex - hey, it could be good in all mutually satisfying ways!"

Apparently Bella and Edward don't have sex until the third book/movie...