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kat_lair ([personal profile] kat_lair) wrote2007-06-08 09:57 pm
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Down and Dirty – Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix

Wheee! I’m drunk! Which is only fitting as it is Friday night and I’m on a holiday and… Well. I’m sure there were other reasons, but I can’t remember them now.

But, do you know what all this means? It means that it’s time for PORNY MUSIC!!

Yes indeedy, my horny perverted F-list, you asked for it and I shall provide. I may be a tease, but I do deliver… eventually. Behind the cut (warning for naughty words!) you’ll find 19 filthy songs currently on my smut-writing playlist.



Down and Dirty – Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix


Get Off – Prince
g
et off
23 positions in a one night stand
get off
I'll only call u after if u say I can


Twist – Goldfrapp
put your dirty angel face
between my legs
and knicker lace


Woman Like A Man – Damien Rice
you wanna get burned
you wanna get turned
you wanna get fucked inside out


Pleasure Fucker – Maroon 5
She has got me locked up tighter than I thought
she's a quick licking, pleasure sucker
hotter than a motherfucker


Drive – Melissa Ferrick
yeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over


 

Back It Up Boy – Peaches
I like to seize it and slab it like you do
I like to tease it and tap it like you do

Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?


Pony – Ginuwine
if your horny, let's do it
ride it, my pony
my saddle's waiting
come and jump on it


In It For The Money (Client Vs The Zip Remix) – Client
I'm milking the honey
I'm in it for the money
got a high end job
sucking corporate cock


Two Guys For Every Girl – Peaches
I wanna see you boys get down with each other
I wanna see you do your lil’ nasty brother
just one thing I can't compromise
I wanna see you work it guy on guy


 

Book Of The Month – Lovage
you are the bitter, I am the sweet
you are the griddle, I am the meat
you are the trick, I am the treat
you are the circus, I am the freak


Torture Me – Metric
get the rope, tie me to the bedpost
because I can't find within myself the happy host
if I find my peace of mind, torture me
if I seem too serene, torture me

 


Pretty When You Cry – VAST
I didn't want to fuck you baby
I didn't want to fuck you
I didn't want to fuck you but you're pretty when you're mine



LecherBitch – Genitorturers
crawl with the heretic and the world outside gets a little bit stranger
look in my eyes
wanna little star fuck and a little good pain

 

REV 22:20 – Puscifer
Jesus is risen
it's no surprise

e
ven he would

m
artyr his momma

to ride to hell between those thighs



Sin – Nine Inch Nails
it comes down to this
your kiss
your fist



Figured You Out – Nickelback
I like your pants around your feet
and I like the dirt that's on your knees
and I like the way you still say please
while you're looking up at me



Abused – J. Englishman
so call me by somebody else's name
tell me that I oughtta be gotta be ashamed
the humiliation really gets me off
and I don't care if you come
just as long as you're on top


Closer - Nine Inch Nails
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you



Breath Control – The Recoil
every woman has an itch
and every nice girl wants to switch




Download all songs in a ZIP file
(yes, I am good for you, baby)
From Megaupload
From Sendspace ETA 22/10/07: New working link!



Enjoy.
Scream loud if do. *leers*


[identity profile] wiccanslyr.livejournal.com 2007-06-13 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
W00T! Snags tunes - and gives back, I have some Dirty sogs that you need to add to this list/SoundTrack:

Find them here: http://hosted.filefront.com/Wiccanslyr
File name: Dirty

Bad Things - Everett Jace
don't know who you think you are,
But before the night is through,
I wanna do bad things with you


Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Closer - NIN Cover - Richard Cheese

Fantasy - Ludacris featuring Shawna
I wanna, li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes
And I wanna, move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo'
Then I wanna, ahh ahh - you make it so good I don't wanna leave
But I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know what-what's your fan-ta-ta-sy


H.W.C. - Liz Phair
Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night


Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
But baby your black box is the one that I found,
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny


Like a Rat Does Cheese & Dominated Love Slave - Tre Cool of Green Day
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.


Cause I love feeling dirty
And I love feeling cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep





Nikki Don’t Stop - Low Millions
Hotter than your swollen lips, your wet fingertips, hotter than your blushing face, pressed against a pillowcase.
Hotter than your waistline, moving up and down mine, hotter than you half open, half open.


Red Light Special - TLC
Take a good look at it
Look at it now
Might be the last time you'll
Have a go round
I'll let you touch it if you?d
Like to go down
I'll let you go further
If you take the southern route


You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk - The Bloodhound Gang
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh the The Bloodhound Gang... filthy nasty songs... yay! Thank you so much for all of these. I'm going to have to wait until next week to d/l *twitches* but it looks like ti's worth the wait... How awesome are you?

[identity profile] wiccanslyr.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So awesome it hurts!

:P