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kat_lair ([personal profile] kat_lair) wrote2007-06-08 09:57 pm
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Down and Dirty – Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix

Wheee! I’m drunk! Which is only fitting as it is Friday night and I’m on a holiday and… Well. I’m sure there were other reasons, but I can’t remember them now.

But, do you know what all this means? It means that it’s time for PORNY MUSIC!!

Yes indeedy, my horny perverted F-list, you asked for it and I shall provide. I may be a tease, but I do deliver… eventually. Behind the cut (warning for naughty words!) you’ll find 19 filthy songs currently on my smut-writing playlist.



Down and Dirty – Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix


Get Off – Prince
g
et off
23 positions in a one night stand
get off
I'll only call u after if u say I can


Twist – Goldfrapp
put your dirty angel face
between my legs
and knicker lace


Woman Like A Man – Damien Rice
you wanna get burned
you wanna get turned
you wanna get fucked inside out


Pleasure Fucker – Maroon 5
She has got me locked up tighter than I thought
she's a quick licking, pleasure sucker
hotter than a motherfucker


Drive – Melissa Ferrick
yeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over


 

Back It Up Boy – Peaches
I like to seize it and slab it like you do
I like to tease it and tap it like you do

Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?


Pony – Ginuwine
if your horny, let's do it
ride it, my pony
my saddle's waiting
come and jump on it


In It For The Money (Client Vs The Zip Remix) – Client
I'm milking the honey
I'm in it for the money
got a high end job
sucking corporate cock


Two Guys For Every Girl – Peaches
I wanna see you boys get down with each other
I wanna see you do your lil’ nasty brother
just one thing I can't compromise
I wanna see you work it guy on guy


 

Book Of The Month – Lovage
you are the bitter, I am the sweet
you are the griddle, I am the meat
you are the trick, I am the treat
you are the circus, I am the freak


Torture Me – Metric
get the rope, tie me to the bedpost
because I can't find within myself the happy host
if I find my peace of mind, torture me
if I seem too serene, torture me

 


Pretty When You Cry – VAST
I didn't want to fuck you baby
I didn't want to fuck you
I didn't want to fuck you but you're pretty when you're mine



LecherBitch – Genitorturers
crawl with the heretic and the world outside gets a little bit stranger
look in my eyes
wanna little star fuck and a little good pain

 

REV 22:20 – Puscifer
Jesus is risen
it's no surprise

e
ven he would

m
artyr his momma

to ride to hell between those thighs



Sin – Nine Inch Nails
it comes down to this
your kiss
your fist



Figured You Out – Nickelback
I like your pants around your feet
and I like the dirt that's on your knees
and I like the way you still say please
while you're looking up at me



Abused – J. Englishman
so call me by somebody else's name
tell me that I oughtta be gotta be ashamed
the humiliation really gets me off
and I don't care if you come
just as long as you're on top


Closer - Nine Inch Nails
you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you



Breath Control – The Recoil
every woman has an itch
and every nice girl wants to switch




Download all songs in a ZIP file
(yes, I am good for you, baby)
From Megaupload
From Sendspace ETA 22/10/07: New working link!



Enjoy.
Scream loud if do. *leers*


[identity profile] planetkiller.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's only semi-serious. :-) We're doing "I Love the '70s" about famous scifi villains. We're calling it "Honour, Dark Side, and Exterminate." I actually got to say (on screen) that Kirk stole his tupee off the prop room during the shooting of "The Trouble With Tribbles." :) And I am not the one responsible for the perviness. That would be the guy who said "R2 and 3PO are like robot furries."

[identity profile] kat-lair.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"R2 and 3PO are like robot furries." - aaaaaand thank you for that mental image *puts brain into washing machine*

[identity profile] planetkiller.livejournal.com 2007-06-15 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you know why our company bite is me shrieking, "You have *ruined* Chuck E. Cheese for me!" *helps you wash brain*