Meme: April Fools!

[kat_lair]

Snagged from hermioneorourke - looked like fun!

April Fool
dark_cygnet	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
drunkenfop	smiles. All the time.
ekaterinn	TPs your car.
elvinborn	paints your house orange.
hermioneorourke	sells your elderly relatives on Ebay.
lorellipsis	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
moth1	glues your dog to your bedroom ceiling.
nausica2	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
paisleyparadox	eggs your head.
wliberation	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
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