ugh, ugh, where is the fic where Bodie takes Doyle to the zoo and there are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby penguins that are fluffy and entirely adorable and guys are both trying to maintain their macho exterior but keep sneaking in to see them all the time?

Uh, what?

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway! YAY OMG YOU LIKED I'M IT SO RELIEVEDDDDDD. Wheeeeeee, I like being your favourite!