it turns out that Much has a group of dedicated admirers who want to fawn over him, feed him pie and possibly have his babies.

YES. *books flight*

I know! This show is so confuuuuuuused. All the beatings will make him a better person, though. It's for his own good. Really.

AHAHA! Crown Crunch? If that phrase doesn't appear in some form, I will feel horribly betrayed. :P