Oooooh slave! For reals, I've been considering getting one. What are your thoughts on domestic servitude? Because I could use someone to do the housework. Naked.

Aaaaaaaaanyway. I'm so glad this worked for you. I'm still a little shell-shocked that I wrote the whole thing...

_{lol! but it's trufax! we are all going to hell, you, me, everyone who read this... Stay strong, they need better grounds than gay porn to commit you against your will in this day and age...}