I have the best mental image of Andy flailing around with a cat clawing at him, and Ash standing to the side with a baseball bat, getting ready to hit it. "DON'T WORRY; I'LL GET IT".

Bonus points if he misses and cracks Andy in the ribs.

p.s. I'm adding to my Jon/Spencer fic, except it's all going terribly wordy, and you are evil, I hope you know.