GERARD - That man needs to be holding a riding crop in this picture, because he's so obviously in charge of his little harem.

BOB - harem enforcer? The one Gerard will unleash on anyone who isn't toeing the line.

Nngh, yes, I have a thing for that kind of power dynamic. Where Gerard's not the most physically dominant, but he's very much the one In Charge, and does he really need to be physically dominant when he's got Bob to hold people down for him?