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Details on all my requests under the cut!
HINT: This also works as a Christmas/birthday/cheer Kat up list. You know, in case you were hoping to find such a thing :D:D:D

Rarepair Requests )


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Title: Pup and Trainer: Going Out
Artist: kat_lair / Mistress Kat
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pairatime
Fandom: Southland
Characters/Pairings: Sammy Bryant/Ben Sherman
Rating/Category: PG-13 (Story: NC-17)/Slash
Warnings: Puppy play, D/s, public submission, general kink. Art also includes partial nudity and is spoilery for the fic!

Story summary: Ben had been Bryant’s pup for over a year and after a few ups and downs they are finally settling into a calm relationship. Now Ben is starting to get out more, relax and be his Trainer’s pup around more people then just Bryant…and maybe more then just a pup.

Link to fic master post: Fic on AO3

Artist notes: [livejournal.com profile] smallfandombang gives me an annual opportunity to pretend to be an artist, so thank you to the mod for keeping the challenge going. I'm not ashamed to admit that I picked this year's story based solely on the puppy play premise :D There were a number of scenes/aspects of the story that sparked ideas so this was fun to illustrate. Thank you for my author for being patient with me (I'm always super last minute with this challenge due to timing!). Please see here for texture and photo attributions.

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Art under the cut )

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Randomly encountered in the land of interwebs tonight: Richard Armitage, tied up, bruised up, wet and writhing (incidentally, how I really like my men *g*) - god bless whoever made a gif of this Spooks era scene.




Can't. Stop. Staring. Ugh... that's a wet,clingy pair of trousers you're wearing there Richard. Not, uh, leaving a lot to the imagination... *mesmerised*

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Reminders!

Aug. 31st, 2015 10:09 am
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Hello my good folk!

Just to remind you two things...

Porn Meme! Still open for today and tomorrow, please go join in! We've had some excellent discussions about writing sex scenes, about favourite porn actors and sites, some fic recs, some pictures, sex toy recs... Go check it out by clicking on the banner!

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Broadstairs Bacchanalia! Programme is now available and promises to be full of talks, writing exercises, vids, fandom pimps, and lots of general merriment! Taking place 11-13 of September in Broadstairs, on the Kent coast. Everyone is very welcome and please, do feel free to pimp this to your flist too! The comm is [livejournal.com profile] broadstairsbacc and by clicking on the banner you will get to the programme!


That's all for now!

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kat_lair: (FUTURAMA - space pants)
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As promised, I hereby present...


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The weekend is almost upon us and for those of us in the UK it'll be a long one. So, what better way to say goodbye to summer than dirty, kinky, sweaty, sweet, romantic, loving, naughty, delicious PORN? None, I say! Here's how we're gonna roll, folks!

Meme open 28/08-01/09!

If you want to post with your username you are more than welcome to, but just in case you'd feel more comfortable talking about porn anonymously, the anonymous posting is on and IP logging is off.

The Porn Meme welcomes posts covering anything and everything about porn, both fandom and non-fandom. Some suggestions:

  • porn recs: fanfics, original stories, pics, vids

  • prompts/requests: looking for a particular flavour of porn but can't find it? Maybe someone can help you. Or, really want a porny fanfic/fanart with a specific characters or kinks? Hey, maybe someone will be inspired to provide it!

  • general discussion about porn: what turns you on and what turns you off, good porn, bad porn, porn you'd like to see more of, is porn problematic or exploitative etc.

  • write porny ficlets, post porny photos, talk about porny things you'd like to do your favourite characters

Due to the topic, assume explicit NC-17 content, assume nudity, assume kinks. For anything particularly triggery, e.g. non-con, please provide a warning in comment subject-heading. However, I'm unable to police the meme 24h/day so please exercise common sense when following links or reading posts etc. Also exercise common courtesy; no mocking other people's kinks or fandom pairings etc. I will delete any comments that are rude or inappropriate in the wrong way.

Finally, please pimp the meme! Please grab the banner and invite all your flisters to join in on the porny fun.

Enjoy!

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Hi guys!

Remember the PORN MEME I hosted two years ago? Anyone up for Mark 2 of that the last weekend of August (Bank Holiday weekend in the UK)?

The idea would be to run it exactly the same, welcoming posts covering anything and everything about porn, both fandom and non-fandom, with anonymous posting enabled. E.g.

  • porn recs: fanfics, original stories, pics, vids

  • prompts/requests: looking for a particular flavour of porn but can't find it? Maybe someone can help you. Or, really want a porny fanfic/fanart with a specific characters or kinks? Hey, maybe someone will be inspired to provide it!

  • general discussion about porn: what turns you on and what turns you off, good porn, bad porn, porn you'd like to see more of, is porn problematic or exploitative etc.

  • write porny ficlets, post porny photos, talk about porny things you'd like to do your favourite characters

So... If I build it, will you come? Erm, I mean participate/pimp it? And maybe come too if things get really good...

THOUGHTS PEOPLE?

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GIFs

Oct. 25th, 2014 01:08 pm
kat_lair: (GEN - unicorn warning)
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[livejournal.com profile] monkiainen tagged me a while back

Rule 1: Always post the rules 

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked with gifs, and write 11 new ones or don’t, whatever~

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post. 

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.
NAH, DO IT IF YOU WANT :D

I did change the questions a bit because I don't as a rule get on with 'favourite' type of decisions - I like too many things! Also I cut out some because I included more than one for each questions... Basically, this meme is a flimsy excuse to post some GIFs. I assume no one has a problems with this.

Didn't think so... )

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From yesterday's SCD. Sadly I cannot find the pre-dance clip anywhere because there were some delicious moments of Aljaž scurrying around submissively. And yes, I know it's for the show, but it doesn't make it any less awesome :D




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There is a very specific d/s fic I'm in the mood for at the moment. Well, every moment really, but particularly right now. It goes like this:

Feelings and d/s

Character A (dom) and Character B (sub) are friends, colleagues, house mates or something along those lines. Whether they're newly acquainted or have known each other for years, they get on. Now, A knows his own preferences and B knows his own preferences, and they've each definitely done stuff in the past. Enough that they're familiar with the scene so to speak, its rules, norms, behavioural cues, expectations etc. But of course they haven't exactly talked about each other's preferences. Doesn't come up. Because their relationship isn't like that.

However, B knows/suspects about A because maybe something happens. Maybe A acting all toppy on stage (insert band/musician fandom here), for a dare or undercover operation and he's doing it too well  for it to be an act or maybe A just snaps at someone and it's obvious or B actually sees A in d/s context like seducing/turning down another sub (insert all fandoms here) or maybe it's just the little things that give it away because B is just so observant (insert you know what fandom here). The thing is, now B knows. And he can never unknow. And what's more he totally wants it for real. So he starts to... push, either blatantly or subtly. Bonus points if all this is because A and B are having to act in d/s way for a stage show or undercover role or something.

Meanwhile, A is angsting because surely B has no fucking clue what he's doing to him! It's taking increasing amounts of A's self-control to not to react the way his every instinct is screaming and just grab B's hair and push him to his knees and... But he can't. Because B is either not realising what he's doing or, worse, doing it for a joke. He doesn't mean it. And A can't just... not have it mean something. Because he knows himself and he can't separate physical from the emotional and it would get messy and it would hurt and basically he's scared. Plot and ust and angst happens.

Eventually, B's teasing and pushing and flirting just gets too much. Maybe something big happens. Oooh, maybe another dom makes a move on B in A's eyesight. Maybe B does something so unambiguous that A has no chance to pretend not to get it. Doesn't matter. What matters it that even a dom's self-control has its limits and one day A just snaps. And lo it is hot and glorious. And B ends up pushed against the nearest flat surface. And A is all 'what the fuck do you think you're playing at? I can't...' and B is all 'I'm not playing, god, I want, please' and then there's hot sex that includes some confession of feelings or some 'mine-yours' type of dialogue. And then they live happily ever after, all kinky and in love.


...Yeah. So you know, recs in the comments please. *wistful sigh*

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I have many, MANY notes re my MA assignments. I do not yet have any finished MA assignments. This is the equivalent of having painstakingly turned all the jigsaw puzzle pieces the right way around and collated them on the table so that I can now start putting it together. Except for how there probably are some pieces still missing but I don't know that until get to that part of the puzzle.

And in kink-related things, these are the three messages I've received lately, in summary and translated.
1. Hello, are you still looking for a sub because I'm interested. = I'm polite and pretty cute, TOO BAD I LIVE IN OHIO, AHAHAHA.
2. Hello, nothing will ever happen in real life, but I'd like to talk about some scenarios with you. = I'm married, my wife doesn't know, and I would like you to provide me some wank material.
3. Hello, YOU ARE A GODDESS-ON-EARTH, LET ME WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON. = I'm afraid of real women, with real faults and feelings and all that messy stuff so I prefer the fantasy, thx.

Sigh. Beyond the Valley of the Femdoms has helped. A lot.

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Anyway, I promised some vids. These are all gathered via flist over the last couple of weeks.

Am I a good man? Doctor Who Official Trailer )


Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Lego Tribute )


Got To Dance is back... With Adam! )


Swedish Marines + Greased Lightning )


Word Crimes )


British villains always drive Jaguars. Advertising done right. Tom Hiddleston quotes Richard II. I don't even care about cars. Gah. )


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*sulks*

Apr. 16th, 2014 04:16 pm
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Sometimes I wish I lived in a BDSM AU world. I'm in the mood to hurt someone and resent the fact that I can't just snap my fingers at some pretty thing to get that particular itch scratched.

Bah.

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oh self

Oct. 19th, 2013 08:38 pm
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Sometimes your body and mind like to remind you of things. For example, that guy on TV who you've thought is kind of cute and funny, but you know, not that special, suddenly gets on his knees, and in a blink of an eye both your brain and libido stand to attention like a hound with a scent and...

Yeah, despite occasional switchy forays, still toppy as all fuck. Cheers for the reminder.

(This insight courtesy of Strictly Come Dancing's 'Kevin from Grimsby'. He can keep his geek glasses on. In fact, I'll insist on it.)


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Mixed bag

Sep. 7th, 2013 12:49 pm
kat_lair: (GEN - expert advice)
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I have had three cups of coffee. I still feel sleepy. In fact, I've been tired a lot lately but I'm trying to combat this with Berocca and making sure I get out of the house at least once a day. Sitting in the garden counts, okay? I did that this morning but it wasn't that warm and the sun kept hiding. Now I'm back on the sofa and sun is out again making me feel guilty for just wanting to hide inside with the curtains drawn.


My cats are being particularly clingy at the moment. This may have something to do with the (finally) cooling weather as last night they actually slept inside. They are currently both on the sofa with me, Perdie next to my head and Tricks holding onto my toes. Aww.


Have finally uploaded more icons. I'm paying for the extra space but haven't really been taking advantage of that. I will also be making some icons today, yes sir.


I've been re-reading a lot of old SPN fics lately, rediscovering old favourites (like Birds on a Wire and The Epic Love Story of Sam and Dean and Mixing Light to Light and also of fuck Bitch and ahahaha Leader of the Pack and also Green and Gamboge and oh man I could go onnnn). Good times.


This has led me thinking about fic tropes again. Here are three tropes that I don't like despite fully acknowledging some people's ability to write them spectacularly:

  1. Time-travel. Idk, I just don't like the idea of people missing each other in such a fundamental way as being in different sections of the time stream. I don't like characters receiving dire warnings or sage advice from their future self. I also don't like future self/present self sex. Yawn.

  2. Apocalypse fic. I don't like the idea of world ending. Apocalypse was one of those things I was absolutely terrified as a child (growing up in 80s with constant talk of nuclear war and Tšernobyl happening relatively close with warnings of not to eat berries etc from the forests that summer and... yeah) so it's not a setting I want to read about. Though, like with many other darker fictional scenarios, I think I could actually write it quite happily. Lol it's like fictional switching that mirrors the other switching: I'll do things to others with glee that I will not have done to me *g* Double standards ftw!

  3. Crossovers where a character gets it on with the actor playing them. Like Dean/Jensen or even stuff like Gerard/Poison. Similar thing to the time-travel cliché of having sex with yourself. Oh, see also: clones and mirror universes. I just... I'd rather read a good traditional masturbation pwp to be honest. Adding a second (third?) person to the mix doesn't really help. Say Merlin's spell goes wrong and he ends up with a double and then Arthur goes 'By the Grail, we must have a threesome!'... Yeah, not doing it for me. It lacks the kind of tension or spark you have between to different people. Honestly, if I met my future self or my mirror universe double, I wouldn't be interested in having sex with myself. For real, we'd probably just drink tea and try to get twice as much work/writing done and divide up responsibilities because we are inherently lazy.



From dislikes to likes. Remember that Working Hard for the Money meme I pimped a few days ago. Well, I left quite a few prompts there and one of them even got filled \o/ I thought I'd put them here too in case some of you are desperately wondering what to write me for Christmas... *g* Seriously though, eternal gratitude to anyone who might get inspired:

Bandom, Patrick/Pete
Early days, the band need money to tour. Patrick makes it by selling his... nope, not his body. His voice. Because turns out that it's not just good for singing, but it's also extremely good for talking dirty on the phone sex line. Pete finds out. Inevitable ensues. - Filled here: That Pretty Mouth Say Such Dirty Words by the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] synnerxx

Psych, Gus/Shawn
Someone is attacking the ladies and gentlemen of the night in Santa Barbara. Only way for Shawn to get a good 'psychic reading' of the attacker is to go undercover as a companion for hire. Cue Shawn hanging on street corners in tank top and torn jeans. He is... surprisingly good at the role. Better than his excellent acting skills alone could account for. Gus starts thinking about all those years Shawn spent away and just how he made ends meets... Angst, confrontation, jealousy, some creep touching Shawn in bad places, bonus for Gus decking the guy flat out, happy endings :D

Bandom, Ryan/Spencer
When Ryan's dad finally kicks him out, Ryan is too proud to go asking for help from his best friend. In retrospect, he should've maybe swallowed his pride.

Merlin, Gwen/Morgana
Modern AU, Morgana's uni mates drag her onto a pub crawl that ends in a strip bar. Morgana is shocked to see her project partner Gwen on stage. Shocked and... well, kind of... unable to take her eyes off her.

Star Trek Reboot, Kirk/McCoy
Modern AU, BDSM, Kirk is good at going to his knees and begging and making his clients believe he means it. In truth he despises every guy who thinks himself a "Master Leather God" or some such nonsense, thinks himself to be a Dom and a real man for smacking him around. And yet... they're paying for it because they clearly can't get anyone to do it voluntarily. If he had a choice, Kirk wouldn't sub for any of these guys. Truth be told, he's not sure he'd sub for anyone... although sometimes he thinks maybe, with a right guy, it could be... sort of okay. Maybe with a guy like Dr McCoy, the sarcastic, grumpy ER doctor who's looked after Kirk on more than one occasion after the extras he charged his clients for were a little too much after all. My undying gratitude for anyone who would write this, seriously.

Sherlock, John/Sherlock
AUish, world where contracting yourself out as a sex slave for a pre-determined period of time is an accepted if not that respected way of making money. After John saves the lives of men in his regimen, they pass the hat around and buy him one hell of a thank you present: Sherlock Holmes at his exclusive service for six months. John appreciates the gesture, he really does. Sherlock is scary smart, funny (often unintentionally though) and seriously, seriously hot. And he can apparently suck cock really, really well. Better than John's ever had. Or so he tells him. Because, well, John kind of has... moral objections for actually having sex with anyone who's been paid to do it. It's going to be long six months. And at the end of it... well, who knows.


Right, enough rambling for today. I'm going to go wash dishes and put rubbish/recycling out now because these are the things that need doing. Then after that I'm going to sit down and do some icons, dammit.

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Title: Redress
Author: Mistress Kat / kat_lair
Fandom: Bandom, unmarked_place ‘verse
Pairing: Patrick/Pete
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1,820
Warnings/enticements: BDSM, spanking, anal play, dirty talk, see Community Introduction Post for more info
Disclaimer: See Community Introduction Post

Summary: It had been three days since he’d last spanked Pete and this was long overdue.

Author notes: Originally written for and posted in my Porn Meme. Now tidied and beta-read thanks to margaret_r.

Redress

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Fuck, it's warm today. The sultry heat of the weekend is perfectly suited for...


Porn Meme!

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It's been quiet here, lately. In an effort to be part of the solution, I hereby present The Porn Meme! Things to bear in mind...

If you want to post with your username you are more than welcome to, but just in case you'd feel more comfortable talking about porn anonymously, the anonymous posting is on and IP logging is off.

The Porn Meme welcomes posts covering anything and everything about porn, both fandom and non-fandom. Some suggestions:

  • porn recs: fanfics, original stories, pics, vids

  • prompts/requests: looking for a particular flavour of porn but can't find it? Maybe someone can help you. Or, really want a porny fanfic/fanart with a specific characters or kinks? Hey, maybe someone will be inspired to provide it!

  • general discussion about porn: what turns you on and what turns you off, good porn, bad porn, porn you'd like to see more of, is porn problematic or exploitative etc.

  • write porny ficlets, post porny photos, talk about porny things you'd like to do your favourite characters


Due to the topic, assume explicit NC-17 content, assume nudity, assume kinks. If anyone wants to post about particularly triggery content, e.g. non-con, it would be polite to provide a warning in comment subject-heading. However, I'm not policing it so please exercise common sense when following links or reading posts etc. Also exercise common courtesy; no mocking other people's kinks or fandom pairings etc. I will delete any comments that are rude or inappropriate in the wrong way.

Finally, please pimp the meme! The banner is there for just such purposes so feel free to grab it and invite all your flisters to join in on the porny fun.

Enjoy!

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kat_lair: (GEN - never trust fate)
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*sneezes in greeting* Damn allergies.

Today has been a good day. Attended an inspirational learning and teaching symposium and now am even more excited to experiment on my students. Also, I have been thinking about starting a teaching blog so I think that will happen.

My plans for the weekend include fic writing (two challenge fics to churn out this month...) and possibly making rhubarb jam or chutney as I seem to have more of it.

And. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand. Talking about porn! Consider this a heads up that the Anonymous Porn Meme is happening this weekend, post going up tomorrow. Things to post there, anonymously or logged in, whichever you're comfortable with, include basically anything and everything about porn both fandom and non-fandom, e.g.:
- porn recs: fanfics, original stories, pics, vids
- prompts/requests: looking for a particular flavour of porn but can't find it? Maybe someone can help you. Or, really want a porny fanfic/fanart with a specific characters or kinks? Hey, maybe someone will be inspired to provide it!
- general discussion about porn: what turns you on and what turns you off, good porn, bad porn, porn you'd like to see more of, is porn problematic or exploitative etc.
- write porny ficlets, post porny photos, talk about porny things you'd like to do your favourite characters

Sound exciting? If so then please join in this weekend and invite your flisters to do the same! I'm making a banner to facilitate porny pimping so you can snag that from tomorrow's post!

See you tomorrow for porny goodness!

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Annoyances

Apr. 25th, 2013 09:04 pm
kat_lair: (TBBT - sheldon)
Things that making me sigh and occasionally make the above Sheldon face *points at icon* at the moment

  • Students plagiarising. Students not even plagiarising well. Students plagiarising even though they must know Turnitin will pick up on it. Students plagiarising so incredibly obviously that I am pretty likely forced to smack them with official disciplinary procedures. Plagiarise better students (or, you know, actually do some work) so I'm not caught in the nightmare bureaucracy involved in hauling your asses over the coals. Jesus wept.

  • My ankle and arm (which I twisted and trapped a muscle in, respectively, this spring) are both still... twingy. And sore. And annoying.

  • All the marking, gah. Remind me again who thought it was a good idea to have both essays to be submitted on the same day? Oh yeah, that was me. Mental note: stagger the deadlines you numpty. I'll be marking 24/7 next week, no two ways about it. This is my own fault though as I freely admit slacking on the marking this week by virtue of procrastinating about my ridiculously convoluted teaching study portfolio. No one, and I mean no one, needs 8 different components  within a 4,000 word assignment.

  • I managed to get sun burn the other day whilst sitting in the garden. What is this craziness down South?

  • Ugh BDSM AUs are like crack to me. I cannot not read them. Even when they are awful and full of purple prose and don't actually understand d/s dynamics at all and use 'dominate' as a noun (instead 'dominant') which fucking drives my batshit insane. Also, also, let it be known that in the history of, oh forever,  no person has ever felt their 'dominance swirling around them like dark butterflies' or some such crap. And yet... *goes back to reading*


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letters

Dec. 21st, 2012 06:13 pm
kat_lair: (TBBT - darth vader)

Dear students,

Contrary to belief, reading essays that reference my lecture notes (instead, you know, proper sources) will not make me happy. It makes me annoyed. Flattery does not work when it's just laziness.

Your lecturer.

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Dear slave S,

That text was a serious miscalculation. Your only saving grace is that you apologised and didn't argue.

Unamused.

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Dear body,

We do not have time to get sick so knock it off.

Pen-name 'if I ignore the sore throat it will go away'

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Dear everyone,

Lewis Secret Santa has started posting over at [livejournal.com profile] lewis_challenge. Enjoy!

Exhausted Mod

kat_lair: (KINK - cane of thorns)

Steps to a headache:

1. Revamp a module that I have to teach but didn't design and don't like the learning outcomes that I'm stuck with

2. Go through the lecture slides from last year (like, ones done by a colleague)

3. Come across this sentence: "Not all psychopaths are sexual sadists although all sexual sadists are psychopaths"

4. Literally head-desk.

5. Lie there torn between tears and laughter

6. Remember that as a psychopath such an emotional response is not allowed

7. Dammit, failed again

8. Close work files

9. Leave office in search of something alcoholic.

10. Happy Friday?
kat_lair: (KINK - my love is red)

Context for extra creepster points: idly plotting the new original m/m story based on two real people we observed in a book shop/cafe the other day. One of whom (Joseph, not real name obvs) was considerably younger than the other (Martin).

[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: maybe martin is pushing him away for his own good
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: maybe he's concerned he's corrupting joseph slighty.
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: lol
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: he probably is
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: i know.  and oh yeah he really is corrupting joseph
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: teaching him to be good sub
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: teaching him to keep martin happy
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: how to be of service, to like being on his knees, to wait for Martin's attention.
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: be happiest on his knees with martin's cock in his mouth
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: Martin's hands in his hair
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: erm. when we put it like that it all does sound a bit... problematic.
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: :D
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: It really is problematic.
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: sigh
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: we are such creepsters
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: seriously. it's very good that we also have a strong sense of empathy. because otherwise i would be worried. or, well, probably wouldn't. but you know what i mean.
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: yes i do know what you mean
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: lalala there's probably a parallel universe where we are total serial killers
[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666: ahahah.  yeah we probably are.
[livejournal.com profile] kat_lair: anyway. Tell me more.

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