kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)

So [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist, Andy to my Ash, my co-pilot and adopted kid sister, wrote me AN EPIC (no, nothing less than caps locks will do) for my birthday and I am finally getting my ass on gear to rec it. You may have noticed that my birthday was over three months ago. You may have also noticed that despite my good intentions it often takes me a very long time to deliver on my promises (for reference see every birthday fic I have promised, started and failed to finish... but i will! some day! *hangs head in shame*) Anyway, enough about me and my failings. More about this EPIC FIC OF EPICNESS.

Fic: Play Hearts, Kid (NC-17, 29,000 words)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist 
'Verse: [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road  - it's where the action is baby! (and the pot! and the tequila! and the hot boy sex!)

Why you should read this fic, a mini-essay: So you guys know the premise of [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road by now, right? Andy and Ash, fighting evil, being dorks, falling in love, the usual. Play Hearts, Kid takes our 'verse and fucking makes it fly, chronicling what happened to Andy and Ash during the events of season 4. And wouldn't you know, it turns out that Dean Winchester isn't the only one worthy of his own personal angel... Enter Malchediel, possibly the most adorable heavenly creature ever (and yes, I am counting Castiel in the comparison group). Add interesting hunts, huge dose of h/c, spot-on character voices, [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist's impeccable comedic timing, epic continuity and destiny stuff, cameos from all the regulars and you get this fic. In my feedback to [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist I said that this fic reads like a love letter to me (there are some in-jokes and continuity stuff that nearly made me wet myself with glee) but really it's a love letter to this world we've created and hope others enjoy at least half as much as we do. I cried and laughed and shouted OMFGNOOOOOOOOO out loud on several occasions when reading this. Don't deny yourself the same. Drop everything and run, don't walk, to read Play Hearts, Kid right now.

An excerpt to whet your appetite (selecting one was hard, but in the end I went for humour, leaving the heavy stuff for your solitary experience):

“He’s an angel.”
“He’s a… well, that’s just great.”
“No, seriously, dude.” Ash is already holding his phone to his ear, like this is a conversation he can’t finish fast enough. “Wings and everything. It was gre—yeah, Ellen?”
Andy turns the relevant facts over in his head. In the past forty-eight hours he has shot a man—an angel—in the chest, almost died on I-40, achieved a motel room through unscrupulous means, sat in wait of a mysterious enemy, met said mysterious enemy, been knocked out, and had to perform a mad dash from the destroyed motel room to the van. Oh, and by the way, Andy, that demon? Is actually an angel. Andy mimes the words at the thin trickle of morning traffic, rolling his eyes exaggeratedly.
He glances in the mirror and almost chokes all over again.
The angel, Malchediel, is holding up the impressive glass funnel that Dean Winchester had once dubbed ‘Moby Dick’s bong’. There’s a frown on his face as he tilts it this way and that, as if trying to divine its uses by the way the light sparks against it.
“Put that down!”
Malchediel looks up at him sharply, like a predator disturbed from its kill. Then, carefully and without taking his eyes off Andy, he replaces the bong where he found it. Then he pulls his hands back, still slow and wary, and folds them neatly in his lap. He’s obviously waiting for Andy to attack him, which is slightly unfair and yet still manages to make Andy feel guilty. He looks back to the road and flexes his fingers around the wheel, knowing without looking that the angel is watching him like a hawk.
kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)

So [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist, Andy to my Ash, my co-pilot and adopted kid sister, wrote me AN EPIC (no, nothing less than caps locks will do) for my birthday and I am finally getting my ass on gear to rec it. You may have noticed that my birthday was over three months ago. You may have also noticed that despite my good intentions it often takes me a very long time to deliver on my promises (for reference see every birthday fic I have promised, started and failed to finish... but i will! some day! *hangs head in shame*) Anyway, enough about me and my failings. More about this EPIC FIC OF EPICNESS.

Fic: Play Hearts, Kid (NC-17, 29,000 words)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist 
'Verse: [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road  - it's where the action is baby! (and the pot! and the tequila! and the hot boy sex!)

Why you should read this fic, a mini-essay: So you guys know the premise of [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road by now, right? Andy and Ash, fighting evil, being dorks, falling in love, the usual. Play Hearts, Kid takes our 'verse and fucking makes it fly, chronicling what happened to Andy and Ash during the events of season 4. And wouldn't you know, it turns out that Dean Winchester isn't the only one worthy of his own personal angel... Enter Malchediel, possibly the most adorable heavenly creature ever (and yes, I am counting Castiel in the comparison group). Add interesting hunts, huge dose of h/c, spot-on character voices, [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist's impeccable comedic timing, epic continuity and destiny stuff, cameos from all the regulars and you get this fic. In my feedback to [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist I said that this fic reads like a love letter to me (there are some in-jokes and continuity stuff that nearly made me wet myself with glee) but really it's a love letter to this world we've created and hope others enjoy at least half as much as we do. I cried and laughed and shouted OMFGNOOOOOOOOO out loud on several occasions when reading this. Don't deny yourself the same. Drop everything and run, don't walk, to read Play Hearts, Kid right now.

An excerpt to whet your appetite (selecting one was hard, but in the end I went for humour, leaving the heavy stuff for your solitary experience):

“He’s an angel.”
“He’s a… well, that’s just great.”
“No, seriously, dude.” Ash is already holding his phone to his ear, like this is a conversation he can’t finish fast enough. “Wings and everything. It was gre—yeah, Ellen?”
Andy turns the relevant facts over in his head. In the past forty-eight hours he has shot a man—an angel—in the chest, almost died on I-40, achieved a motel room through unscrupulous means, sat in wait of a mysterious enemy, met said mysterious enemy, been knocked out, and had to perform a mad dash from the destroyed motel room to the van. Oh, and by the way, Andy, that demon? Is actually an angel. Andy mimes the words at the thin trickle of morning traffic, rolling his eyes exaggeratedly.
He glances in the mirror and almost chokes all over again.
The angel, Malchediel, is holding up the impressive glass funnel that Dean Winchester had once dubbed ‘Moby Dick’s bong’. There’s a frown on his face as he tilts it this way and that, as if trying to divine its uses by the way the light sparks against it.
“Put that down!”
Malchediel looks up at him sharply, like a predator disturbed from its kill. Then, carefully and without taking his eyes off Andy, he replaces the bong where he found it. Then he pulls his hands back, still slow and wary, and folds them neatly in his lap. He’s obviously waiting for Andy to attack him, which is slightly unfair and yet still manages to make Andy feel guilty. He looks back to the road and flexes his fingers around the wheel, knowing without looking that the angel is watching him like a hawk.
kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)
and you don't! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!



 
So [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist , who is Andy to my Ash in our awesome [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road  'verse, went to Asylum and got me this. And because she told Gabe how I call her my Andy (fear not, she carefully left out the parts where we write porn epic stories about Andy and Ash's adventures) he was amused and personalised the autorgraph even though he wasn't supposed to and OMG LOOK AT IIIIIIIT! THE ANDY! <3___________________<3

Read more about Gabe's adorkableness and and [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist 's con shenanigans here. Including: How my question about PIE made Gabe do a classic spit-take.
 
In conclusion: Gabriel Tigerman and [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist  both need to move into my pants house where I can feed them pie, pumpkin and blueberry respectively.
kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)
and you don't! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!



 
So [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist , who is Andy to my Ash in our awesome [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road  'verse, went to Asylum and got me this. And because she told Gabe how I call her my Andy (fear not, she carefully left out the parts where we write porn epic stories about Andy and Ash's adventures) he was amused and personalised the autorgraph even though he wasn't supposed to and OMG LOOK AT IIIIIIIT! THE ANDY! <3___________________<3

Read more about Gabe's adorkableness and and [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist 's con shenanigans here. Including: How my question about PIE made Gabe do a classic spit-take.
 
In conclusion: Gabriel Tigerman and [livejournal.com profile] zeitheist  both need to move into my pants house where I can feed them pie, pumpkin and blueberry respectively.
kat_lair: (GEN - verbs to live by)
So, a long time ago I did the meme where I asked people to...

Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.

And, um, I’m now getting to the answers. Ooopsies?


[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666  asked about Five Things about Hustler!Sam (Supernatural, hints of Dean/Sam, R)

In which Sam has control issues )



[livejournal.com profile] trialia asked about Moth (Firefly, Inara/River preslash, PG-13)

In which River also has control issues although she deals with them differently )



[livejournal.com profile] zeitheist asked about if you are the rhyme and i the refrain (Robin Hood, Much/Robin, NC-17)

In which there are no happy endings )

 

[livejournal.com profile] sadiane asked about The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking) (Supernatural, [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road ‘verse, Andy/Ash, PG-13)

In which I meta like a mofo )

***

Huh, well that killed a couple of hours. Really, my morning has been spent writing that, transferring Gossip Girl episodes (I can feel you all judging me) onto Gabatini and drinking tea. Now I'm going to go and clean the bathroom. Fuck yeah my life is interesting.


kat_lair: (GEN - verbs to live by)
So, a long time ago I did the meme where I asked people to...

Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.

And, um, I’m now getting to the answers. Ooopsies?


[livejournal.com profile] pushkin666  asked about Five Things about Hustler!Sam (Supernatural, hints of Dean/Sam, R)

In which Sam has control issues )



[livejournal.com profile] trialia asked about Moth (Firefly, Inara/River preslash, PG-13)

In which River also has control issues although she deals with them differently )



[livejournal.com profile] zeitheist asked about if you are the rhyme and i the refrain (Robin Hood, Much/Robin, NC-17)

In which there are no happy endings )

 

[livejournal.com profile] sadiane asked about The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking) (Supernatural, [livejournal.com profile] anywhere_road ‘verse, Andy/Ash, PG-13)

In which I meta like a mofo )

***

Huh, well that killed a couple of hours. Really, my morning has been spent writing that, transferring Gossip Girl episodes (I can feel you all judging me) onto Gabatini and drinking tea. Now I'm going to go and clean the bathroom. Fuck yeah my life is interesting.


kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)

You guys, I have the best co-author/friend/partner-in-crime ever!

So you probably know how [profile] razorxrosary and I write [profile] anywhere_road, an Andy/Ash SPN AU 'verse. Well, a few weeks ago she went to Asylum and told me that she got me a present. This morning the post delivered a gorgeous photograph of Ash, signed "To Kat" by Chad Lindberg himself!!

No lie, I squealed like a tiny excitable piglet and flailed around the house in most deranged manner. Ugh, Sophie, how so awesome? You're totally Andy to my Ash and I would drive across the country killing demons with you in a heartbeat. *draws millions of hearts around you*
kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)

You guys, I have the best co-author/friend/partner-in-crime ever!

So you probably know how [profile] razorxrosary and I write [profile] anywhere_road, an Andy/Ash SPN AU 'verse. Well, a few weeks ago she went to Asylum and told me that she got me a present. This morning the post delivered a gorgeous photograph of Ash, signed "To Kat" by Chad Lindberg himself!!

No lie, I squealed like a tiny excitable piglet and flailed around the house in most deranged manner. Ugh, Sophie, how so awesome? You're totally Andy to my Ash and I would drive across the country killing demons with you in a heartbeat. *draws millions of hearts around you*
kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)



Merry Christmas and happy birthday to me! Yeah, okay, both passed a while ago, but it doesn't feel like it when the gifts keep on coming.

My co-pilot [profile] razorxrosary has posted her new fic on our [info]anywhere_road 'Verse. The adventures of Ash and Andy continue ever on. Chad and Gabriel approve.


The One Where It's Christmas - So ridiculously funny and in character that I spent the first half of the story clapping my hands in glee. The second half I spent trying not to choke on my own tongue, because oh holy jesus and all the saints it's hot. Ash manages to hurt his foot fighting a water horse and requires some help with showering. Andy is happy to oblige. There are blowjobs. And subtle powerplay. And omg angst, and feelings that we're not talking about. And a killer laptop, and weed, and awkward presents. I love this fic with a wanton abandon and am not above holding you all down until you read it and tell [profile] razorxrosary to never stop writing.
    Ash allows a moment of respectful silence before he whoops and throws a hand in the air.
    “Are you—” Andy manages to avoid a particularly nasty pothole, but only barely. The two of them sway to the side like a pair of drunks. “Are you throwing the horns? Seriously?”
    “Yeah, why not?” Ash asks, his wide grin never faltering. “We wasted that thing, man.” He whoops again, loudly, right in Andy’s ear.
    “You’re fucked up,” Andy tells him, although he can’t help but grin, even if it’s more of a grimace. “It’s your leg. You’re probably in shock.” He tries not to think about it, but his mind is running through the possibilities. He’s a smart guy; he knows roughly how many ways a leg can fracture and what it’ll take to get it repaired.
    If he has to spend Christmas Day in the local A&E, he tells himself, he will personally flush that little baggie of emergency weed that Ash thinks he doesn’t know about down the toilet.
    “If I have to take your sorry ass to the hospital, I am going to flush your emergency weed down the toilet,” he tells Ash.
    “What emergency weed?” Ash says, and oh, he’s good. He almost sounds convincing.

kat_lair: (SPN - anywhere road for anybody anyhow)



Merry Christmas and happy birthday to me! Yeah, okay, both passed a while ago, but it doesn't feel like it when the gifts keep on coming.

My co-pilot [profile] razorxrosary has posted her new fic on our [info]anywhere_road 'Verse. The adventures of Ash and Andy continue ever on. Chad and Gabriel approve.


The One Where It's Christmas - So ridiculously funny and in character that I spent the first half of the story clapping my hands in glee. The second half I spent trying not to choke on my own tongue, because oh holy jesus and all the saints it's hot. Ash manages to hurt his foot fighting a water horse and requires some help with showering. Andy is happy to oblige. There are blowjobs. And subtle powerplay. And omg angst, and feelings that we're not talking about. And a killer laptop, and weed, and awkward presents. I love this fic with a wanton abandon and am not above holding you all down until you read it and tell [profile] razorxrosary to never stop writing.
    Ash allows a moment of respectful silence before he whoops and throws a hand in the air.
    “Are you—” Andy manages to avoid a particularly nasty pothole, but only barely. The two of them sway to the side like a pair of drunks. “Are you throwing the horns? Seriously?”
    “Yeah, why not?” Ash asks, his wide grin never faltering. “We wasted that thing, man.” He whoops again, loudly, right in Andy’s ear.
    “You’re fucked up,” Andy tells him, although he can’t help but grin, even if it’s more of a grimace. “It’s your leg. You’re probably in shock.” He tries not to think about it, but his mind is running through the possibilities. He’s a smart guy; he knows roughly how many ways a leg can fracture and what it’ll take to get it repaired.
    If he has to spend Christmas Day in the local A&E, he tells himself, he will personally flush that little baggie of emergency weed that Ash thinks he doesn’t know about down the toilet.
    “If I have to take your sorry ass to the hospital, I am going to flush your emergency weed down the toilet,” he tells Ash.
    “What emergency weed?” Ash says, and oh, he’s good. He almost sounds convincing.

kat_lair: (SPN default)



Title:
The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking)
'Verse: [profile] anywhere_road
Author: Mistress Kat / [personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom:
Supernatural
Pairing:
Andy/Ash
Rating:
This part: PG-13. Verse: NC-17.
Word count
: ~1400
Warnings and Disclaimer:
Please see the [profile] anywhere_road community user info.
Summary:
Ash really had thought it would be a straightforward “fuck-buddies on the road killing evil” kind of thing, but Andy keeps getting this weird look in his eyes whenever Ash makes a lewd joke or suggestion – not to mention the fact that they are sort of real friends now, which he’d failed to factor into the equation – so Ash has stopped talking about it and Andy… Well, Andy never has, not even once.

Author notes: Originally written as a get-well-soon present to [profile] razorxrosary , my partner in crime and all things awesome. We're still in love with Andy and Ash so it looks like the 'Verse is here to stay. Better hang on to your crack pipes, folks. Beta by the amazing [personal profile] virtualinsomnia.


The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking)


kat_lair: (SPN default)



Title:
The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking)
'Verse: [profile] anywhere_road
Author: Mistress Kat / [personal profile] kat_lair
Fandom:
Supernatural
Pairing:
Andy/Ash
Rating:
This part: PG-13. Verse: NC-17.
Word count
: ~1400
Warnings and Disclaimer:
Please see the [profile] anywhere_road community user info.
Summary:
Ash really had thought it would be a straightforward “fuck-buddies on the road killing evil” kind of thing, but Andy keeps getting this weird look in his eyes whenever Ash makes a lewd joke or suggestion – not to mention the fact that they are sort of real friends now, which he’d failed to factor into the equation – so Ash has stopped talking about it and Andy… Well, Andy never has, not even once.

Author notes: Originally written as a get-well-soon present to [profile] razorxrosary , my partner in crime and all things awesome. We're still in love with Andy and Ash so it looks like the 'Verse is here to stay. Better hang on to your crack pipes, folks. Beta by the amazing [personal profile] virtualinsomnia.


The One With The Scratches (but Absolutely, Definitely, Positively No Talking)


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End of Year Fic Roundup Meme

Here are the posted fics/drabbles/random-meme-answers-that-turned-into-mini-ficlets from 2007, alphabetised by fandom.

2007 has clearly been The Year Of The Drabble (35 of them, holy crap!) – not many longer fics got finished and posted, mainly because this year RL has been particularly eventful and taxing. There are several in WIP status that will hopefully see the light of the interwebs in the coming months. 


Possibly next week: The WIP Meme. Interested in sneak previews, y/n?


ETA: Fixed! Stupid LJ deleted parts...
kat_lair: (Default)

End of Year Fic Roundup Meme

Here are the posted fics/drabbles/random-meme-answers-that-turned-into-mini-ficlets from 2007, alphabetised by fandom.

2007 has clearly been The Year Of The Drabble (35 of them, holy crap!) – not many longer fics got finished and posted, mainly because this year RL has been particularly eventful and taxing. There are several in WIP status that will hopefully see the light of the interwebs in the coming months. 


Possibly next week: The WIP Meme. Interested in sneak previews, y/n?


ETA: Fixed! Stupid LJ deleted parts...
kat_lair: (SPN default)




OMG PEOPLE! We have new [profile] anywhere_road fic! *dance of utter joy*

My talented partner-in-crime-and-all-things-awesome [profile] razorxrosary has finally posted the next instalment of our fabulously zany Andy/Ash 'Verse.

The One With The Thing That is Possibly a Horta (but Possibly Also a Rancor) is funny and witty, bursting with more pop-culture references than you can shake a taser at. My girl Sophie writes Andy so well I can practically smell the pot and cold pizza he had for breakfast. See:

The dent in the door gets bigger. Andy laughs, feeling more than a little hysterical, which was the same way he felt when he found out that he had an evil twin, or when he first realised his powers. His life is apparently all
about that kind of crazy, clichéd shit. Now he's going to die in his van with a redneck stoner who is actually some kind of computer genius, both of them gored to death by something that vaguely resembles a pig left to melt in the sun. They'll probably be found weeks later, smeared across the side of the road. (Part of Andy takes savage pleasure in the idea that Ellen will verbally, perhaps even physically, browbeat the Winchester boys for letting Andy and Ash handle a mysterious creature all by themselves, thus getting themselves tragically killed. Maybe Dean will even stop laughing long enough to listen to her).

Why are you still here? Go read now and leave the author some sugar!
kat_lair: (SPN default)




OMG PEOPLE! We have new [profile] anywhere_road fic! *dance of utter joy*

My talented partner-in-crime-and-all-things-awesome [profile] razorxrosary has finally posted the next instalment of our fabulously zany Andy/Ash 'Verse.

The One With The Thing That is Possibly a Horta (but Possibly Also a Rancor) is funny and witty, bursting with more pop-culture references than you can shake a taser at. My girl Sophie writes Andy so well I can practically smell the pot and cold pizza he had for breakfast. See:

The dent in the door gets bigger. Andy laughs, feeling more than a little hysterical, which was the same way he felt when he found out that he had an evil twin, or when he first realised his powers. His life is apparently all
about that kind of crazy, clichéd shit. Now he's going to die in his van with a redneck stoner who is actually some kind of computer genius, both of them gored to death by something that vaguely resembles a pig left to melt in the sun. They'll probably be found weeks later, smeared across the side of the road. (Part of Andy takes savage pleasure in the idea that Ellen will verbally, perhaps even physically, browbeat the Winchester boys for letting Andy and Ash handle a mysterious creature all by themselves, thus getting themselves tragically killed. Maybe Dean will even stop laughing long enough to listen to her).

Why are you still here? Go read now and leave the author some sugar!

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